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ReplyDeleteBtw, that picture of Monique makes me dry heave. Oscar winner or not, that's just f-ing disgusting.
ReplyDeleteWhen i see photos like that, I always give the benefit of the doubt, because they're actors, and who knows what the hell they're doing in their current/upcoming roll. People mighta thought Natalie Portman was crazy when she was randomly rolling around with a shaved head if they didn't know it was for a movie, ya know?
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, shiz is disgusting.
who do you think she is playing in he next role? Chewbacca?
ReplyDeleteShe told Barbara Walters she doesn't like to shave her legs because it's uncomfortable and her husband says he doesn't mind.
ReplyDeleteAt least she had the good sense to wear a floor-length gown to the Oscars.
Nice one Master Bates.
ReplyDeleteAnd I feel phsically sick by that picture