Monday, April 30, 2012

We Should Keep Our Eyes On This Kid

There's a boy in Texas named Flint who probably should be under federal surveillance for the rest of his life. After the local-TV weatherman Albert Ramon visited Flint's school, Flint's teacher had the class write thank you letter to Ramon. Here is Flint's letter:




"Thank you again for teaching us about meteorology [sic], you're more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while engulfed [sic] in flames...And in case you didn't know, that's pretty dang sweet."

I've got my eye on you, Flint.
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6 comments:

  1. jleary11:38 AM

    How does one become "supreme ultr-lord of the universe"?

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  2. Paul5:52 PM

    I'm not sure. But I'm worried about finding out.

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  3. ton9:29 AM

    ha ha, I love this kid. I'm not so sure I believe this btw. It just seems so perfectly cracked

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  4. Paul4:18 PM

    To the best of my research this is totally authentic. This was posted on the real twitter account of a real TV weatherman. I doubt he would make it up.

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  5. Anonymous7:42 PM

    I don't think you understand the use of (sic).

    You don't actually fix the spelling. You leave it misspelled and then put (sic). Figure it out.

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  6. Paul3:23 PM

    I'm embarrassed to say anonymous is correct. Sic, meaning thus, should only be used if leaving incorrect words to indicate they were written thusly.

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