Why Women Get Away With Crimes

I read this in the San Francisco Chronicle and did not edit it in any way:

"A woman intentionally rammed her car into a man’s car while arguing over a parking spot in the Haight, but the victim was so focused on her low-cut dress that all he could describe to officers afterward were her breasts, San Francisco police said Thursday.

The woman drove away after hitting the man’s car at Haight and Cole streets at 5 p.m. Tuesday, said Park Station Officer Al Wu. The man couldn’t tell officers what kind of car it was, let alone supply a license-plate number, but he “was able to give a detailed description of the suspect’s cleavage,” police said.

No one has been arrested."

I'm glad they said no one had been arrested because I would have been a little worried about the cops had they been able to apprehend the perpetrator based only on a description of her breasts. Would have made for an awesome police sketch though.