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Monday, August 04, 2014
Don't Anger Hunter Pence
Some creative (vindictive?) Mets fan decided to taunt Hunter Pence when the Giants came to town.
They came to the ballpark with a bunch of creative signs:
"Hunter Pence Puts Ketchup On His Hot Dog"
I prefer to eat my dogs plain. But if I had to use a condiment I would much prefer ketchup to mustard.
Insult rating (on the Don Rickles scale):
"Hunter Pence Eats Pizza With a Fork"
This is a more serious one, but it's worse for the Mayor of New York City than it is for an outfielder from Texas
Insult rating:
"Hunter Pence Can't Parallel Park"
Not funny.
Insult Rating:
"Hunter Pence Likes Godfather 3"
Probably the worst thing you can say about a person's character and judgment.
Insult rating:
But Pence had the last laugh as the Giants won 3 out of 4 and Pence went 6 of 18 with 2 doubles, 2 triples, 2 home runs and 7 RBI for a slash line of .333/.368/1.000.
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