Showing posts with label uranus jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label uranus jokes. Show all posts
Friday, October 19, 2012
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Saturday, April 30, 2011
The $10,000 Uranus Joke
A few weeks ago Billy excitedly texted me imploring me to put on "America's Funniest Videos." He thought I would enjoy the video that he was sure would win the $10,000 first prize. Here it is:
Now I do think that video is funny, and I love a good Uranus joke, but what the hell was Billie doing watching "America's Funniest Videos"? Is he 90 years old and falls asleep in his easy chair after Sunday dinner?
Now I do think that video is funny, and I love a good Uranus joke, but what the hell was Billie doing watching "America's Funniest Videos"? Is he 90 years old and falls asleep in his easy chair after Sunday dinner?
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Thursday, September 24, 2009
You Know What's Coming
"Three separate missions examining the moon have found clear evidence of water there, apparently concentrated at the poles and possibly formed by the solar wind."
But did they find any water on Uranus?
But did they find any water on Uranus?
Friday, January 16, 2009
Thursday, April 26, 2007
A New Planet?
European astronomers have found a planet that looks similar to Earth.
They are still looking for a planet that looks like Uranus.
Many of you might suggest that I am stealing the Uranus joke gimmick from PTI's Tony Kornheiser. But that's not so. I have been making Uranus jokes ever since one night, probably more than 20 years ago, when trying to avoid going to sleep, Master Bates said to me "Hey Paul, you think anyone will ever land on Uranus?"
They are still looking for a planet that looks like Uranus.
Many of you might suggest that I am stealing the Uranus joke gimmick from PTI's Tony Kornheiser. But that's not so. I have been making Uranus jokes ever since one night, probably more than 20 years ago, when trying to avoid going to sleep, Master Bates said to me "Hey Paul, you think anyone will ever land on Uranus?"
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Paul's Funny Jokes,
uranus jokes
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Space Exploration Rules
A European Space agency sent a probe to Venus.
So when are they going to probe Uranus?
So when are they going to probe Uranus?
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