Showing posts with label uranus jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label uranus jokes. Show all posts

Friday, October 19, 2012

Pictures of Uranus

Astronomers have released the most richly detailed, highest-resolution images ever taken of Uranus.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

CNN's Head is Up Uranus

CNN says the blackberry outage is "impacting users on almost every planet."



Not on Uranus!

Saturday, April 30, 2011

The $10,000 Uranus Joke

A few weeks ago Billy excitedly texted me imploring me to put on "America's Funniest Videos." He thought I would enjoy the video that he was sure would win the $10,000 first prize. Here it is:



Now I do think that video is funny, and I love a good Uranus joke, but what the hell was Billie doing watching "America's Funniest Videos"? Is he 90 years old and falls asleep in his easy chair after Sunday dinner?

Thursday, September 24, 2009

You Know What's Coming

"Three separate missions examining the moon have found clear evidence of water there, apparently concentrated at the poles and possibly formed by the solar wind."

But did they find any water on Uranus?

Friday, January 16, 2009

Methane Found on Mars

But not as much methane as comes out of Uranus.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

A New Planet?

European astronomers have found a planet that looks similar to Earth.
They are still looking for a planet that looks like Uranus.

Many of you might suggest that I am stealing the Uranus joke gimmick from PTI's Tony Kornheiser. But that's not so. I have been making Uranus jokes ever since one night, probably more than 20 years ago, when trying to avoid going to sleep, Master Bates said to me "Hey Paul, you think anyone will ever land on Uranus?"

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

NASA Scrubs Mission to Pluto

When are they going to scrub your Uranus?

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Space Exploration Rules

A European Space agency sent a probe to Venus.
So when are they going to probe Uranus?