Saturday, May 16, 2009

Baseball is Poop

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Papi Sinks to a New Low Something is wrong with David Ortiz. Without his partner in crime Manny Ramirez Ortiz has 0 home runs in 130 at bat...
Friday, May 15, 2009

Paulo's Book Club: "The Complete Game"

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If you ever wanted to be a Major League Baseball pitcher you should read “The Complete Game” by Ron Darling. The book goes through a game ...

Don't Worry the Dog is OK

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A dog gets hit by a car on the Major Deegan but her son won't let cops help her.
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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Poop Movie Night

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Now that most of our shows are reaching their season finales Mrs. Poop and I may finally have some time to catch up on the million movies we...
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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Why I Was Late For Work

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Last night right before bed Chase did his normal routine every time a train goes by. He runs to the couch, climbs on, looks out the window ...
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Song of the Week

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"You" - Lucy Pearl Someone brought this group up to me the other day and we could never figure out why they didn't have a long...
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First Streaker at CitiField

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The first streaker at Citi Field showed Mets fans how to get a major league wedgie Tuesday night. The nearly-naked doofus dashed from the fi...
Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Why Do The Rest of the Mets Hate Johan Santana?

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What does this poor guy have to do? Last year he leads the league in ERA with a 2.53, but the bullpen blows 7 games Santana left with a lead...

Face Facts

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The amazing story of Connie Culp is one of the most incredible medical breakthroughs of our time. Culp was shot in the face with a shotgun ...

Who Are These Guys?

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Player A: 2008: 16 wins, 2.53 ERA Player B: 2008: 15 wins, 4.77 ERA Player A: 2009: 4 wins, 0.78 ERA Player B: 2009: 5 wins, 7.02 ERA
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Monday, May 11, 2009

Stella is Not My Mother

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In his never ending quest to ruin every TV show for me Isaacs texted me immediately after “How I Met Your Mother” to tell me my mother was r...
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Pictures on The Poop Almost Cost Another Beauty Queen

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The recent controversy over Miss California has brought the heat down on another beauty pageant contestant. One of the Poop's favorite...

What Do You Give Me For? Dom DiMaggio and Steve from "Sex and the City"

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50 years apart and Dom DiMaggio and Steve from "Sex and the City" (real name: David Eigenberg) sure look a lot alike. What Do You ...
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There But For The Grace of God Go I

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I'm actually proud to admit that me, JLeary, Reissberg and the Conch were doing this same thing when Mike Butrym was still in short pant...
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Friday, May 08, 2009

Where Have You Gone, Dom DiMaggio?

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Dom DiMaggio is one of my all-time favorite baseball players, but not for anything he accomplished on the field. Dom was a pretty good playe...

Paulo's Book Club: "Living On The Black"

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"Living on the Black" by John Feinstein is the finest book I have ever read about the art of pitching. "Living on the Black...

Another One Bites the Dust

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We're entering a new chapter in the Steroid Era. We already smoked out most the obvious cheaters now we're getting to the guys we d...
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What Do You Give Me For? Tyson Jackson and Malcolm-Jamal Warner

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What do you give me for Tyson Jackson, the third pick in the draft to the Kansas City Chiefs and Malcolm-Jamal Warner, the man TON accuses o...
Thursday, May 07, 2009

My New Favorite Person in the World

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Britain's Got Talent judge Amanda Holden is my new Courteney Cox. After years of praying Courteney would dump David Arquette for Jeff Z...

I Never Saw Her at the Mall

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Because I never watched ABC's show "True Beauty" I never knew a really hot chick from Staten Island was on the show. Laura Sia...
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