Thursday, June 18, 2009

A Quick Trip Down to Baltimore

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Master Bates, Papa Poop, his cousin Michael and I made a quick trip down to Baltimore for Wednesday's game, Mets vs. Orioles. Having not...
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15 Years Ago

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I can't believe it's been 15 years since OJ's Bronco chase preempted a Knicks playoff game. I remember rooting for OJ to die so...
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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Camden Yards

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Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't

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Zicam makes a nasal spray which people say (I’ve never used it) is a great treatment for the common cold. Now people are all upset because ...
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Song of the Week

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"Rainy Days & Mondays" - The Carpenters Recent weather has had me listening to this song quite a lot lately. Love it and love...
Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Is It OK to Wear a Wifebeater While Walking The Dog?

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Mrs. Poop and I have been discussing if it is ok for me to walk Diesel in the park this summer while wearing a wifebeater.
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Monday, June 15, 2009

Classic What Do You Give Me For? The Poop and Hedo Turkoglu

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With the new poll feature on this site, and the Magic losing in the NBA Finals I figured now would be a good time to revisit this classic po...
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Sunday, June 14, 2009

How Was the Wedding?

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I ate five scallops wrapped in bacon. The band was really awesome too. They sang "Just Dance" and "Poker Face." The re...
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Friday, June 12, 2009

This is Why The Mets Suck

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Somehow, some way, they always find a way to lose. They have no idea how to win ballgames but they do everything wrong all the time to lose...
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Dispatches from Vegas

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I received a bizarre late-night phone call from the Focks bachelor party contingent last night. It started with Freedo saying "hello, t...
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Upcoming Product Reviews

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"Wendy's will start selling boneless wings this month starting at $3.99. Sweet & Spicy Boneless Wings will be made of chicken b...
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Thursday, June 11, 2009

I'm Calling Bullshit on This

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An Israeli woman mistakenly threw out a mattress she said had almost $1 million inside, setting off a frantic search through tons of garbage...

I Always Know Better

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Several months ago I suggested the UFC should offer Kimbo Slice a one-fight deal. I felt it was a no-lose situation for them, either Kimbo ...
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Reason Why I Love Mrs. Poop #415,778

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I actually like scented candles. I like when the house smells like something nice as opposed to my farts, Chase's poop or Diesel's ...
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We Must Protect This Nest

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Crazed blackbird in San Francisco swoops down to attack unsuspecting passersby. The last woman, the one in the red jacket is the best. She...

Song of the Week

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"Birthday Sex" - Jeremiah "girl you know I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I"
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Tuesday, June 09, 2009

These Fuckers Gotta Buy

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Throughout the nearly four years of The Poop the blog is been a labor of love (more labor than love lately) I never anticipated nor expected...
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Zack Attack

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Zack Morris appears on “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.” Not Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Zack Morris. He stayed in character the entire time. What ...
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Monday, June 08, 2009

Why I Love Daniel Negreanu

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With the World Series of Poker starting in Vegas this week, following the live updates online put me in the mood for some poker. Thanks to m...
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Friday, June 05, 2009

Paulo's Book Club: "Straw: Finding My Way"

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"Straw: Finding My Way" is not a book about baseball. It's a book about Darryl Strawberry's life. Most of the book covers...