Saturday, September 26, 2009

Weekly Picks

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A nice bounceback week thanks to some small underdogs that should have been favorites. Now I need another 5 or 6 points this week to erase ...
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A Fitting Yom Kippur Story

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Proud of his religion and worried about its future, Chicago dentist Max Feinberg wrote a will with an unusual catch: His grandchildren would...
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Friday, September 25, 2009

Should TON Do Some Work?

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I hate change. But there comes a time when it becomes necessary to improve. For instance, the blue and orange background you see now has bee...
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Paulo's Book Club: "Fooled by Randomness"

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A funny thing about life, two people can look at the same thing, and see it completely differently. And that's why I didn't like ...

How Does Tim Tebow Resist This Temptation?

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Under normal circumstances it would be good to be Tim Tebow. The guy is not only a ladies' man, but he's also a man's man. He...
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Thursday, September 24, 2009

You Know What's Coming

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"Three separate missions examining the moon have found clear evidence of water there, apparently concentrated at the poles and possibly...

Did I Say Gang-Raped? Sorry, I Meant Gang-Banged

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An 18-year old Hofstra student reported to police that she had been gang raped by five dudes in a bathroom stall at one of the school's ...

Bob Arum Rips MMA

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Great interview with boxing promoter Bob Arum. He says he hates MMA and UFC fans are skinheads. Nine minutes long but worth it. "Guys ...
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Why Bank Robbers Need Weapons

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Banks tell their employees that in the event of a robbery to just hand over the money and do what ever the robber says. Too bad no one told ...
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Best Moment in Conan History

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Seeing Rebecca Romijn on Conan again reminded me of this famous moment, my favorite in Conan's history. Conan O'Brien et Rebecca Rom...

Song of the Week

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"Leaving on a Jet Plane" - Peter, Paul and Mary Poop on Me used to sing me this song when I was little because it made me cry.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The Concierge's Bachelor Party Location: Denmark

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The Denmark tourism bureau makes its pitch to host the Concierge's bachelor party: Link to the video on HuffPo This is not a real story,...

Mr. Met is Only Six-Ten

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The world's tallest man, Sultan Kosen, who checks in at 8-foot-1 (and is called TallSultan by his friends) towers over Mr. Met, despite ...

The Passion and the Pageantry

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ESPN's college football crew mocks a passionate fan for his reaction to Clemson's loss to Georgia Tech. The first part takes place ...
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Monday, September 21, 2009

Poop Move Night

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"The Stepfather" looks so awesome. It's a throwback to those great suspense thrillers of the 902 like "Fear" and ...
Sunday, September 20, 2009

Weekly Picks

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Somebody call FEMA. Last week was a complete disaster getting every game wrong, but we have plenty of time to recover. Now you know why I ...
Saturday, September 19, 2009

L'Shana Tovah

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5769 started off badly for me, but ended with a flourish. I hope 5770 is a better year for me and for all who read this.

Let's Hope the Redskins Defense Does Better Than They Did Against the Giants

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In an ad that appeared in The Washington Post, Main Line Animal Rescue, a D.C.-based company, pledged to donate five bags of dog food to a D...
Friday, September 18, 2009

Ernie Anastos Encourages Beastiality

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Fox 5 anchor and New York legend TV news legend tries to pay homage to an old Perdue commercial ("it takes a tough man to make a tender...

The New York Post Overdoes it on the Jewish Puns

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In an article (which seems completely contrived) about a rabbi training other rabbis to protect their congregations against terror attacks ...