Saturday, September 29, 2012

Weekly Picks

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I got royally fucked over by one of the biggest screwjobs in NFL history. Why does it have to be that one crazy game happens every 20 years...
Friday, September 28, 2012

Rectum? Damn Near Killed Him

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A University of Tennessee student was dropped off at the local medical center with a blood alcohol content of above 0.40. The legal limit i...
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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Song of the Week

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"Dope Chick" - The Dream featuring Pusha T This is The Dream's third appearance on SOTW. I believe that is close to Jaheim...
Tuesday, September 25, 2012

The NFL is Poop - Week 3

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Nightmare Scenario The worst possible scenario happened: the replacement officials blew a call directly affecting the outcome of the game. ...
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Saturday, September 22, 2012

Weekly Picks

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Another frustrating 2 point week because I know how difficult it is to get more than 50% of your picks right. Frustrating I keep picking th...
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Friday, September 21, 2012

Francesa Fights Back

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I was driving home the day after the Mike Francesa sleeping incident hit it big and I decided to eschew my usual afternoon soul jams in favo...
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Thursday, September 20, 2012

The Best Part of Being Sick

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As an adult sick days suck. It's not even nice to get a day off of work, and being home is no fun. But as a kid, sick days were joyous...
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It's Becoming a Thing

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I have been known on Facebook to punctuate particularly fun days with a status update reading "I didn't even have to use my AK,...
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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

The NFL is Poop - Week 2

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A Brief Rant About the Redskins Josh Morgan is a fuckin moron. He knew Cortland Finnegan is the type of player who tries to get under your...

Song of the Week

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"Fish Ain't Bitin" - Lamont Dozier Evidently he wasn't a big fan of Pres. Nixon. But I still enjoy this soul classic.
Saturday, September 15, 2012

Weekly Picks

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Starting the season off with my most common result, 3-2, lose my best bet, 2 points. This week I will go with a couple teams that looked ba...

The Princess's Tits

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An unscrupulous French magazine called "Closer" used a telephoto lens to capture Princess Kate Middleton sunbathing topless on the...
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Thursday, September 13, 2012

Fat Mike Francesa Falls Asleep

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Few people I hate more than Fat Mike Francesa, though I do enjoy his show in small doses. But my favorite part is when he gets embarrassed....
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What I Should Have Said Theater

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Here are the first two paragraphs of President Obama’s statement on the attack in Libya: I strongly condemn the outrageous attack on our di...
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Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Song of the Week

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"We Are Never Getting Back Together" - Taylor Swift Not sure which one of her famous boyfriends (not sure America's sweethear...
Tuesday, September 11, 2012

The NFL is Poop - Week 1

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A Brief Rant About the Redskins This is the first time I've ever started an NFL is Poop with the rant about the Redskins. But there is...
Monday, September 10, 2012

Is He Better Off Than He Was Four Years Ago?

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On September 27, 2008, Ryan Reynolds married Scarlett Johansson. On September 9, 2012, Ryan Reynolds married Blake Lively. Whom Wou...
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Saturday, September 08, 2012

Weekly Picks

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Back for another season of mediocre picks and my frustration at never getting my best bet. Week 1 is often very difficult to figure. Teams...
Thursday, September 06, 2012

The Incredible Shrinking Backpack

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I guess Mrs. Poop put Chase's doggy backpack into the dryer. first day of preschool last day of preschool But of course the dogg...
Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Ready for the First Day of Kindergarten

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But Mrs. Poop is going to have to get her own.