Friday, May 31, 2013

Good Boychick Wins the Spelling Bee

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I don't think Arvind Mahankali is Jewish. I doubt he's ever been to a kosher deli. But thanks to his knowledge of traditional Jewi...
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Wednesday, May 29, 2013

What Do You Give Me For? J.C. Penney Teapot and Hitler

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What do you give me for J.C. Penney Teapot and Hitler? Before you dismiss this as the insane rantings of an angry Jew, take a good look. T...

Song of the Week

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"What's My Name" - Snoop Doggy Dogg "Nine-trizzy's the yizzy for me to fuck up shit." Can't believe this ...
Tuesday, May 28, 2013

A Misplaced Space

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I don't really need to write too much about this one. The person who writes the scroll from MLB Network pressed the space bar at the wr...
Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Getting Some Use Out of the "Stupid Things I Do Because They'd Make Good Blog Posts" Tag

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Turns out I was able to find a few affordable things still remaining on the wedding registry for Rebecca Liddicoat and Robert Griffin III. ...
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Song of the Week

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"A Couple of Forevers" - Chrisette Michele More fire from one of my favorite neo-soul artists. With a great sample from the clas...
Tuesday, May 21, 2013

For All He's Done For Us

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Robert Griffin III has done a lot of great work, at considerable personal harm, to restore the once great Redskins. To express gratitude fo...
Monday, May 20, 2013

Always Be Alert for Batted Balls

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I have never caught a foul ball at a baseball game. Probably because I usually don't sit close enough. But if I were ever in that posi...
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Friday, May 17, 2013

One-Point-Nine Million Dollars to See Bea Arthur Naked

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An anonymous buyer paid $1.9M for this painting of Bea Arthur. Dorothy Zbornak did not pose for this nude, the image comes solely from the ...
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Millions of Kids Love These, Yours Will Too

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1 billion youtube hits for videos like Psy's "Gangnam Style" and Justin Bieber's "Baby" sounds believable, consi...
Thursday, May 16, 2013

Funny or Douchey?

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Randomly inserted in 2012 Bowman boxes were 10 golden contracts, entitling the signee to a $500 signing bonus, a Yu Darvish autographed base...
Wednesday, May 15, 2013

I Met Joe

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I've been reading a lot of reviews on the season finale of "How I Met Your Mother" most of them were negative, implying the r...
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Song of the Week

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"Chloe (You're The One I Want)" - Emblem3 These guys put One Direction to shame. I wish my name were Chloe.
Tuesday, May 14, 2013

I Have Met My Mother

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Her name is Cristin Milloti, and she is my mother. Finally, on the finale of the 8th season of "How I Met Your Mother" they revea...
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A New Reason to Visit Mama Poop

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Staten Island just got a little more enticing. A new Buffalo Wild Wings opened on Richmond Avenue right near the location of the old Staten...
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Monday, May 13, 2013

Now They've Gone Too Far

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I have noticed for some time that grocery store receipts keep getting longer and longer. There are more promotional messages, and details a...
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Baseball is Poop

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Four Blind Mice When Major League Baseball instituted instant replay for home run calls we thought it would solve the problem. While hard ...
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Thursday, May 09, 2013

My List Of The Two Stupidest Things Ever

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Lists are stupid. People are stupid. Buzzfeed everyday comes out with a new list of the 23 most annoying Buzzfeed lists. Forbes Magazine...
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Why I Was Rooting Against Matt Harvey

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While Matt Harvey was hurling another gem, perfect through 4, through 5, through 6, I secretly found myself rooting against him, hoping some...
Wednesday, May 08, 2013

What Do You Give Me For? Charles Ramsey and Clarence the Barber from Coming to America

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You all know how I feel about those racist autotune videos that make fun of black people saying crazy shit on the local news. Our racist ...