My Name is Rey Ordonez

Bill used to tell girls he was Billy McCaffery because he thought that was cool. Utah Jazz guard Deron Williams told cops his name was Torry Ellis, because he's an idiot. Now Williams and bench-warming teammate Robert Whaley, a 6-foot-10 center who told police he was Bobby Williams, were each cited with one count of providing false information to a peace officer.
They got into a fight at a bar in Park City Utah after some Nuggets fans told them they didn't like the Jazz.
Someone told the cop that Williams and Whaley were on the Jazz, he looked them up on the internet and recognized them. That's how a little lie turns into a big problem.
We have no idea where Williams conjured up the pseudonym Torry Ellis.