Friday, January 13, 2006

A Great Idea Somebody Else Had First

CBS Sportsline is running a March Madness style tournament to determine which athlete is dating or married to the hottest chick. You've gotta check it out because there's too many women to talk about. When the tournament whittles down maybe we'll get into deeper discussion. Right now I would say the favorites are #4 Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods), #6 Elisha Cuthbert (Sean Avery) and #9 Eva Longoria (Tony Parker).

Right now Elisha Cuthbert is trouncing LaLa 96 to 4. Justin would be proud.
Derek's girl Jennie Finch has a tough second round matchup looming against Giselle Bundchen, if Finch can sneak by Mehmet Okur's very sexy wife. Giselle is also getting all she can handle from the spunky Elisabeth Hasselbeck. I like the girl next door thing as much as anyone, but this one shouldn't even be close.
Veronica Vaughn got cheated cuz they used a horrible picture of her.


Your top seed, Elsa Benitez, married to Rony Seikaly believe it or not

Second seed Carmella DeCesare, Playmate of the year in 2004 is going to be a very tough out
Third-seeded Veronica Varekova, SI Swimsuit issue cover model, headed for a clash of the titans with Elisha Cuthbert
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7 comments:

  1. Derek9:26 PM

    My picks:

    Benitez over Graf
    Klassen over Riley
    Longoria over Beckham
    Walcott over Peete
    Mitts over Alt
    Judd over Rickter
    Nolin over Moynahan
    Nordegren over May
    Varekova over Drane
    Benson over Guerrero
    Sale over Brandy
    Cuthbert over Vazquez
    Hasselbeck over Bundchen
    Finch over Caliskan
    V. Vaughn over Kozar
    DeCesare over Hamm

    Second Round
    Klassen over Benitez
    Walcott over Longoria
    Mitts over Judd
    Nordegren over Nolin
    Varekova over Benson
    Cuthbert over Sale
    Finch over Hasselbeck
    DeCesare over V. Vaughn

    Quarterfinals
    Walcott over Klassen
    Nordegren over Mitts
    Cuthbert over Varekova
    Finch over DeCesare

    Semifinals
    Walcott over Nordegren
    Cuthbert over Finch

    Finals
    Elisa Cuthbert over Jennifer Walcott

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  2. Paul1:01 AM

    a little home team bias, plummers girlfriend over the #1 seed in the second round?
    selling out on Finch in the national semifinals?
    walcott over longoria, you must be crazy
    and over elin
    but you came to a good conclusion

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  3. Anonymous12:49 PM

    The concierge and I crafted this idea at least a decade ago whilst eating matzoh ball soup in a New Jersey diner.

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  4. Derek12:58 PM

    Its a great idea, especially with just hot chicks. The problem is trying to figure out whos dating who at what time to see if there on this list.

    Martina Hingis bangs a different hockey player each month, yet she's not on this list. Maybe she's in between hockey players. I heart Martina Hingis.

    Pamela Anderson was rumored to be dating one of the Chargers, but I guess if she was they wouldn't even hold this contest as it just wouldn't be fair.

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  5. Ton10:59 AM

    This isn't a new idea...there used to be a website called chicktourney.com, was for any famous hot chick pretty much. There was also an Excel sheet going around for a while with the same thing.

    I'll have to study this a little more when I get home though. One thing I know for sure, is that Jennie Finch is a BEAST. If given the choice, I'd have sex with Paul instead of her, cuz i'd rather be gay than have flesh to flesh contact with an animal. She's like 6'9", 372 lbs. I think if Derek saw her sans-makup, he'd vomit. Its all about the natural beauty son...knowing how to throw a softball, and how to buy Sephora products does not make you hot.

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  6. Anonymous12:58 PM

    I can't remember the specific post, but the Justin's homo tendencies are starting to appear too frequently. Couple that with his famous Foxwoods' "ass-rape" rant ... and all I can say is beware!!!

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  7. Derek3:03 PM

    No matter how many "Sephora products" you put on Paul when you two are together. He is nowhere near as hot as Jennie Finch.

    JusTON I appreciate your need to say things that are shocking to get a reaction. It explains why you are such good friends with Paul.

    But I will not let you drag down the name of the hottest female athlete of all time in the name of blog comments!

    To quote the only Democratic President I ever liked, David Palmer, "That is an obscene suggestion!".

    I consider it an act of war!

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