Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Scott's Bachelor Party Preview

The TallSkott Bachelor Party promises to an event for the ages. We'll be previewing and of course reviewing the action (what we can relate safely). To start, let's introduce the cast of characters.


Name: Scott
Known Aliases: The Groom, TallSkott, FatScat, ObeseScott
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 290 lbs.
Favorite baseball team: New York Yankees
Favorite NFL team: New England Patriots, Indianapolis Colts, Seattle Seahawks, Pittsburgh Steelers
Favorite college football team: Syracuse Orange, Michigan Wolverines
Marital Status: That's why we're here
Affiliation to Scott: Self
Strengths: Height, willing to do anything for a laugh, eats like a normal person
Weaknesses: Impatient gambler, weak drinker, sharp pointer finger


Name: Matthew
Known Aliases: The Organizer, Focks, Dice
Height: 5' 8"
Weight: 155 lbs.
Favorite baseball team: New York Mets
Favorite NFL team: New York Giants
Favorite college football team: Michigan Wolverines
Marital status: Single
Affiliation to Scott: Friends since first day of high school/roommate for 4 years
Strengths: great dice roller, smells nice
Weaknesses: designer wardrobe, quiet


Name: Jason S.
Known Aliases: Jay, Shine
Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 180 lbs.
Favorite baseball team: New York Mets
Favorite NFL team: Miami Dolphins
Favorite college football team: Miami Hurricanes
Marital status: Single, but wants to live by "The Principle"
Affiliation to Scott: Met Scott on a field trip to the Bronx Zoo
Strengths: can talk for hours about nothing, great organizer, brother of Michael, has a way with strippers
Weaknesses: thinks he has none, sweats profusely, sometimes talks too much, arguing with Paul


Name: Michael S.
Known Aliases: Nails
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 190 lbs.
Favorite baseball team: New York Mets
Favorite NFL team: Miami Dolphins
Favorite college football team: Penn State Nittany Lions
Marital status: married
Affiliation to Scott: Grew up on Shaolin
Strengths: Great drinker, all-around nice guy
Weaknesses: brother of Jay Sobel, temper


Name: Justin G.
Known Aliases: Juice
Height: 6' 2 1/2"
Weight: 190 lbs.
Favorite Baseball team: Los Angeles Dodgers
Favorite NFL team: New York Jets
Favorite college football team: Rutgers University
Marital status: Single as a mutha
Affiliation to Scott: His personal trainer
Strengths: Irrepressible optimism, fun to watch
Weaknesses: Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder


Name: Justin L.
Known Aliases: Ton, Big Ton, JusTON
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs.
Favorite baseball team: Mets (for the 1.6 games per year that I watch)
Favorite NFL team: Giants (actually a fan)
Favorite college football team: Cuse (by default since I went there)
Marital status: Recently engaged
Affiliation to Scott: I believe I met him freshman yr of H.S., and over the years we've bonded because 1-Whether the rest of you know it or not, all tall guys like each other. 2-Similar tastes in quality cinema...such as Scary Movie 2. We were also roomies for a year in Jersey City, where I gave him lessons on canned vegetables, and The George Foreman Grill.
Strengths: Funny, laid-back, self-deprecating
Weaknesses: very hairy, not much of a sports fan, shares every detail when telling a story


Name: Jeremy
Known Aliases: Richard Collins, Reissberg, Face
Height: 5' 8"
Weight: 150 lbs.
Favorite Baseball Team: New York Mets
Favorite NFL team: New York Giants
Favorite college football team: Penn Quakers
Marital Status: Married
Affiliation to Scott: Friend since high school
Strengths: likeable and agreeable
Weaknesses: Sometimes says stupid things, s-s-s-s-s-stutter


Name: Jason L.
Known Aliases: Jay
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 145 lbs.
Favorite baseball team: New York Mets
Favorite NFL team: New York Giants
Favorite college football team: Penn State
Marital status: Engaged
Affiliation to Scott: High school friend
Strengths: speed, toughness
Weaknesses: temper


Name: Paul A.
Known Aliases: The Poop, Diddy, Loose Cannon
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 190 lbs.
Favorite baseball team: New York Mets
Favorite NFL team: Washington Redskins
Favorite college football team: Syracuse Orange
Marital Status: Married
Affiliation to Scott: Known since high school
Strengths: Knowledge of grammar and math, this blog
Weaknesses: Streaky gambler (can light the gas or mush the whole casino), obnoxious, thinks he knows everything, arguing with Jay

Name: Chris
Known Aliases: "C", Chicken Francese
Height: 5' 9"
Weight: 200 lbs.
Favorite baseball team: New York Mets
Favorite NFL team: Buffalo Bills
Favorite college football team: If I had to pick one, Syracuse
Marital Status: Single
Affiliation to Scott: Pace University friend
Strengths: Born and raised in Brooklyn, good salesman, can bench 300 pounds, once owned a Camaro
Weaknesses: Now lives on Staten Island, Buffalo Bills fan, actual height it 5'7"


Name: Ray
Known Aliases: Chinese Ray, "Rayz"
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 175 lbs
Favorite baseball team: New York Mets
Favorite NFL team: New York Giants
Favorite college football team: The "U"
Marital status: Single as can be
Affiliation to Scott: College mate
Strengths: Been to Vegas many times, definitely not a c-ck block, been to most baseball stadiums in the US, looks like Hideki Matsui
Weaknesses: Not a good gambler, can spend hundreds at strip club


Name: Paul D
Height: 5' 8"
Weight: 185 lbs
Favorite baseball team: New York Mets
Favorite NFL team: Oakland Raiders
Favorite college football team: Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Marital status: Single
Affiliation to Scott: Friend
Strengths: Played in a WSOP event in 2005, Very knowledgeable about sports, Fantasy football guru, Can drink like a fish
Weaknesses: Doesn't always double down with 11

Name: Harry
Height: 5' 8"
Weight: 198
Favorite baseball team: New York Mets
Favorite NFL team: New York Jets
Favorite college football team: Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Marital status: Single
Affiliation to Scott: Friend
Strenghts: Great poker player, cashed in 2005 WSOP event, good drinker
Weaknesses: Brazilian women, always late


Name:Dylan
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 180 lbs
Favorite baseball team: New York Yankees
Favorite NFL team: Buffalo Bills
Favorite college football team: Cornell
Marital status: Married
Affiliation to Scott: Met through spouses
Strengths: Excellent blackjack player, holds alcohol well, good debater, good golfer, thinks Reissberg is a self-hating Jew
Weaknesses: Not very sports knowledgeable, Republican

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous3:48 PM

    Since I am the reason why all of you boys have an excuse to go to Vegas, I expect to see each and every picture!

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