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Gavin Newsom, the mayor of San Francisco who got caught banging his best friends' wife, is checking into rehab.

I can't believe you have to check into rehab for this. He said "I have come to the conclusion that I will be a better person without alcohol in my life."
That may be true. But unless they cut your dick off you still would have had sex with a willing, attractive woman. Maybe in rehab they'll teach him not to bone his friends' wives.