Thursday, February 01, 2007

San Francisco Sex Scandal

Gavin Newsom is the Mayor of San Francisco. His campaign manager, Alex Tourk, resigned after he learned that Newsom had been banging his wife, Ruby Rippey-Tourk.

Ruby Rippey-Tourk

The affair started, and apparently ended, a little more than a year ago, and occurred while Newsom was getting a divorce from his wife, Kimberly Guilfoyle, a reporter for Fox News.


Kimberly Guilfoyle

Who would you rather be banging, the wife or mistress?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is it even close???

How do I cancel my dial-up connection and sign up for Ms. Guilfoyle's DSL's???

Paul said...

I disagree Derek. I think the blond is much hotter. First I think the DSL (already plural, like RBI) you like so much are the result of collagen lip implants. Not sure how those would feel.
The only problem with Ruby is that she's a drug addict, which is how this all came out, she had to apologize and come clean to her husband as part of her recovery.

Anonymous said...

No need to choose. MENAGE-A-MOIS!!!