Wednesday, October 01, 2014
Monday, September 29, 2014
It just so happens that in Derek Jeter's last game at Yankee Stadium he hit a walkoff single to give the Yankees a 6-5 win. In an even further coincidence, the Yankees had a 5-2 lead entering the 9th and somehow David Robertson gave up 2 home runs to knot the game at 5-5 entering the 9th, with Jeter due up third. Evan Meek gave up a single, Brett Gardner bunted the runner to second, and then Jeter came through. In the annals of faux achievements, this has to rank third. First, Nykesha Sales limping out on the court on crutches to make one basket and set UConn's all-time points record. Then comes Michael Strahan's sack record, when Brett Favre took a dive for his buddy. Then comes this. The game meant nothing to either team, but I can't be sure the Orioles were in on it. Maybe the Yankees just decided to allow 3 runs to give Jeter a chance at something. I'm not sure, but I know there is no way all these things could have "just happened" not even for someone with as many "intangibles" as Jeter.
AL Wild Card: Oakland over Kansas City Division Series: Los Angeles Angels over Oakland, Detroit over Baltimore Championship Series: Los Angeles Angels over Detroit NL Wild Card: San Francisco over Pittsburgh Division Series: Washington over San Francisco, Los Angeles Dodgers over St. Louis Championship Series: Washington over Los Angeles Dodgers World Series: Los Angeles Angels over Washington
Saturday, September 27, 2014
Finally got off the schneid last week with a 5 -- and a best bet! -- but I've gotta put 2 or 3 good weeks together and I don't feel confident this week. Certainly nothing as gimme as Colts vs Jags last week. jacksonville +13 SAN DIEGO They can't get blowed out in every game, can they? atlanta -3 MINNESOTA I still have a soft spot for Atlanta though I can't been picking them at the right times so far this year. philadelphia +5 SAN FRANCISCO This looks like a lot of points to give a team that looks unstoppable on offense, especially against a Niners team that hasn't shown much so far this year. If I were drafting a team from scratch and my QB choices were Nick Foles and Colin Kaepernick, I would pick Foles. new orleans -3 DALLAS They're not going to get another miracle this week. Dallas is still a bad team even though they've won two in a row. BEST BET new england -3 KANSAS CITY I still have a lot of faith in the Patriots not to lose games against bad teams. Last Week: 4-1 (5 points) Season: 9-6 (8 points) Best Bets: 1-0 (1-2) Home Favorites: 2-1 (3-4) Home Underdogs: 0-0 (0-1) Road Favorites: 1-0 (2-0) Road Underdogs: 1-0 (4-1)
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
Sunday, September 21, 2014
Followed up my disappointing start with another bad week in which I lost two close games (Green Bay and Indy) and of course, my best bet (Atlanta), But I feel a little heartened in that I correctly identified a trend 0-1 teams vs 1-0 teams that managed to work in most cases. Sticking with a similar philosophy this week and hoping for better results. NEW ORLEANS -10 1/2 minnesota I hate picking against a team that has some intangible thing like this Adrian Peterson deal hanging over its head because people make way too big a deal out of it when it really has no meaning. But I can't see the Saints falling to 0-3, so I will just hope they can hang a big number on the Vikes. SEATTLE -4 1/2 denver I feel very ambivalent about this game but the Seahawks lost last week, they're at home and I don't believe the Broncos have something to prove. MIAMI -3 1/2 kansas city Miami laid a stinker in Buffalo last week but I expect them to rebound against a Chiefs team I don't think is very good. chicago +2 1/2 NEW YORK JETS I wanted to throw one underdog into the mix and wanted it to be one I felt had a good shot of winning the game outright. BEST BET indianapolis -7 1/2 JACKSONVILLE I really believe that Andrew Luck is going to be the next great NFL QB, but he's started the season with two tough losses. I expect the Colts to rebound in a big way against a really bad Jacksonville team. Last Week: 2-3 (1 point) Season: 5-5 (3 points) Best Bets: 0-1 (0-2) Home Favorites: 0-2 (1-3) Home Underdogs: 0-0 (0-1) Road Favorites: 1-0 (1-0) Road Underdogs: 1-1 (3-1)
Friday, September 19, 2014
I figuratively cut the cheese while literally cutting the cheese. Strange but true. I was taking Chase to the bathroom before his tae kwon do banquet started. One of his friends wanted to come with us. But he was with his mom and she told him he had to go to the ladies' room with her, I almost said "don't worry, I'll watch him" but thankfully I stopped myself. At the same tae kwon do banquet, there was a self-defense demonstration. One man in a blue ghi fended off four "attackers" wearing black. Julian screamed out "he killed all the black guys." If there are too many female main characters in TV, movies and books could you call that a "heroine overdose?" Lolo Jones got kicked off "Dancing with the Stars" before she could completely disprove the stereotype that all black people are good dancers. Words Mrs. Poop never thought she would have to say: "don't pee on your brother!" She did have to say them. But she was too late.
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Jameis Winston is a good quarterback. Jameis Winston never gets punished for the bad things he does. These things are not unrelated. Jameis Winston sexually assaulted a girl, stole soda from Burger King (drinking out of ketchup cup), stole food from a grocery store, and fired BB guns on campus breaking windows of the complex where he lived. Winston avoided any real punishment for any of these incidents. But now he has gotten his comeuppance. For what? Let me first start with a video (NSFW language, ok with headphones): That is a fake video, purportedly of a reporter working a missing person story saying when they find the woman that he will "fuck her right in the pussy." Harmful, mildly funny, if juvenile, internet video. As those things tend to do, it went somewhat viral and became a meme. A meme Jameis Winston must have found funny. He stood on a table in the middle of the Florida State student union and shouted "fuck her right in the pussy." Florida State has reached its breaking point. They could take no more of Winston's behavior. He had to be punished and punished severely and swiftly. Florida has suspended him for one half, that's 30 minutes of football time, of Saturday's game against Clemson.
"Flawless - Remix" - Beyonce featuring Nicki Minaj This is not an endorsement of this song. I think it is kind of bad, but good compared to most of the shit Nicki Minaj puts out there. The reason it gets SOTW treatment is because of the sample at 1:43. Yes, that's right, the amazing riff from "SpottieOttieDopaliscious" (SOTW, 11/11/09).