Saturday, January 14, 2017

Weekly Picks

Playoffs are tough. Last week was all home teams and favorites. This week I'm hoping for a reversal.

houston +15 1/2 NEW ENGLAND
Too many points

pittsburgh +1 KANSAS CITY
Not really sure about this game. It really seems very even.

green bay +5 DALLAS
Sometimes Aaron Rodgers just gets on a roll.

BEST BET
seattle +4 ATLANTA

Russell Wilson makes plays. Seahawks defense grabs and holds receivers.

Last Week: 1-3 (2 points)
Season: 45-39 (50 points)
Best Bets: 11-6 (I forgot week 1)

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Song of the Week

"Everything I Am" - Kanye West
Remember when Kanye West actually made music that had a point, music that said something?
In this jam he talks about his own insecurities, his haters, and the glorification of violence in rap music.

"I know that people wouldn't usually rap this
But I got the facts to back this
Just last year, Chicago had over six hundred caskets
Man, killin's some wack shit
Oh, I forgot, 'cept for when niggas is rappin'
Do you know what it feel like when people is passin'?
He got changed over his chains, a block off Ashlin"

Monday, January 09, 2017

Where Have All the Boobies Gone

While so many large-breasted women at this year's Golden Globes chose to let their boobies fall by the wayside, like Jessica Biel



and Mandy Moore



We can always count on Sofia Vergara to push hers up and together. And to make a bad anal joke.

Saturday, January 07, 2017

Weekly Picks

Finished with an ok week, but hoping to go 11-0 in the playoffs.

oakland +4 HOUSTON
I'm not as fearful as most people about the 3rd-string quarterback. They are a deep enough team to overcome that. Especially against the Texans and their lousy first-string quarterback.

new york giants +4 1/2 GREEN BAY
Everyone thinks the Packers are so hot right now because Aaron Rodgers said they would run the table and they did. But no team is consistently luckier than the Giants. They get every call and every break. And they're actually pretty good too, especially on defense.

miami +10 PITTSBURGH
I think the Dolphins will lose, but there is so much room in this spread for them to lose and cover.

BEST BET
SEATTLE -8 detroit

The Seahawks will turn it on when it matters. And the Lions will choke at the same time. Last Week: 2-3 (3 points) Season: 44-36 (48 points) Best Bets: 10-6 (I forgot week 1)

NFL Playoff Predictions

AFC
Raiders over Texans
Steelers over Dolphins

Steelers over Chiefs
Patriots over Raiders

Patriots over Steelers

NFC
Seahawks over Lions
Giants over Packers

Falcons over Seahawks
Giants over Cowboys

Giants over Falcons

Super Bowl
Patriots 21 Giants 16

Wednesday, January 04, 2017

Song of the Week

"My Way" - Calvin Harris

Sunday, January 01, 2017

Often Imitated, Never Duplicated

Many Celebrities and wannabes have donned the gold bikini for various reasons, but none ever rocked it like Carrie Fisher.

Jennifer Aniston in an episode of Friends:



Kim Kardashian of course:



Kristen Bell:



Olivia Munn:

Weekly Picks

So we finally had a stinker. Not unexpected. Though I am still in shock the Chargers blew that game. Now comes the tough part Week 17 when you have no idea how hard teams are going to play. And there are very few teams that are actually playing for something. There are only 14 teams still alive for the 12 spots and the ExpensiveCornPrices need a miracle. Division titles and home field are in play though.

I really have no idea so let's go with this:

MIAMI +9 1/2 new england

INDIANAPOLIS -4 jacksonville

buffalo -3 1/2 NEW YORK JETS

MINNESOTA -6 1/2 chicago

BEST BET
DENVER -1 1/2 oakland


Last Week: 1-4 (0 points)
Season: 42-33 (45 points)
Best Bets: 9-6 (I forgot week 1)

Friday, December 30, 2016

Armed Robber Thwarted By Dildos

Two female employees at a sex shop fended off an armed robber by throwing dildos at him.