Thursday, October 19, 2017

Weekly Picks

Going with an early pick and making it my best bet. Check back Sunday for the other four. PITTSBURGH -5 cincinnati A little unsure of this one because of an inconsistent team coming off a big win, but I like the matchup. GREEN BAY +4 new orleans Backup quarterback theory at work here. dallas -6 SAN FRANCISCO The 49ers are just brutal. denver -1/2 LOS ANGELES CHARGERS The Broncos will bounce back. BEST BET kansas city -3 OAKLAND When you have the best team in the league coming off a loss and giving a field goal to a reeling opponent, you take that fuckin game. I know a lot of people don't like road favorites in division games, but those are just words. MIAMI/new york jets under 38 1/2 GREEN BAY/new orleans under 47 1/2 SAN FRANCISCO/dallas under 48 1/2 NEW ENGLAND/atlanta over 56 1/2

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Song of the Week

"Unforgettable" - French Montana featuring Swae Lee
Can anyone settle an argument? Mrs. Poop and I cannot agree if he says he's had enough "gumbo" or "combos."

Monday, October 16, 2017

Dick Stockton is Ron Burgundy

Longtime NFL announcer Dick Stockton made a bit of a gaffe during the Rams-Jaguars game.

I am not entirely sure what happened here, I actually doubt he was a teleprompter in the booth, more likely a piece of paper, which makes it even sillier to not just read those words, but to not realize he'd made a mistake.

I'm Veronica Corningstone.

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Weekly Picks

Went 3-2, missed the best bet. This is the week I need to reverse the slide to keep a pretty decent season going.
tampa bay -1 1/2 ARIZONA
It's going to take me a little longer to be convinced that the CornPrices aren't actually a good team.

green bay -3 MINNESOTA
Have you watched Aaron Rodgers play football?

miami +13 ATLANTA
The Falcons just haven't been good enough this year to justify this spread.

DENVER -11 1/2 new york giants
The Giants are lousy and decimated. I would never pick against them otherwise.

new england -9 NEW YORK JETS

I need it to be a very bad weekend for New York football. But I still think the Jets are bad and I know the Patriots can score a lot of points on anyone.

Last Week: 3-2 (2 points)
Season: 12-13 (13 points)
Best Bets: 0-1 (3-2)
Home favorites: 0-0 (4-3)
Home underdogs: 0-0 (0-1)
Road favorites: 0-1 (3-4)
Road underdogs: 3-1 (5-5)

I don't really like any totals this week.
Unders: 1-1 (6-4)
Overs: 0-2 (2-6)

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Song of the Week

"Marmalade" - Macklemore featuring Lil Yachty
"Watchin Toy Story 3, that's a great fuckin movie"
Good Tom Brady deflategate reference in the video.

Sunday, October 08, 2017

Weekly Picks

First bad week of the season, it happens. Hopefully we can rebound this week.

new york jets +1/2 CLEVELAND
Maybe the Jets really aren't that bad.

green bay +3 DALLAS
I trust Rodgers in big games.

tennessee -2 1/2 MIAMI
Dolphins appear to be brutal.

seattle +1 1/2 LOS ANGELES RAMS
Not sure the torch is ready to be passed.

buffalo +3 CINCINNATI
I don't get this spread. Bills are pretty good. I know people worry about traps, I just call em as I see em. Last Week: 1-4 (0 points)
Season: 9-11 (11 points)
Best Bets: 0-1 (3-1)
Home favorites: 0-1 (4-3)
Home underdogs: 0-0 (0-1)
Road favorites: 0-1 (3-3)
Road underdogs: 1-2 (2-4)

Unders: 1-1 (6-4)
Overs: 0-2 (2-6)

Wednesday, October 04, 2017

Song of the Week

"Runnin Down a Dream" - Tom Petty
"Felt so good, like anything was possible"
Rest in peace, Tom Petty