Wednesday, April 23, 2014
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
The Mets minor league team will host Seinfeld Night on July 5th, the 25th anniversary of the night the Seinfeld pilot aired. The first 2,500 fans will get a Keith Hernandez Magic Loogie bobblehead which says "I'm Keith Hernandez" on the front and "Nice Game, Pretty Boy" on the back.
99% of sports fans, even serious ones, do not know who this man is. Pablo is a blue penguin from the Backyardigans. Sometimes we worry about Julian's memory because of all the blows to the head he's taken from all the times he's fallen while behaving recklessly. And because sometimes he can't remember a single thing about his day such that when we got to him for "Best Part of the Day" he says his best part of the day was hearing Chase's best part of the day. But then he goes and does something like this and scares the shit out of me.
Monday, April 21, 2014
Our second installment of Trash or Treasure revolves around this naked lady cup I bought in Acapulco:
Friday, April 18, 2014
Now that Derek Jeter is moving on to make banging Swimsuit models his full time job, this leaves a void in Mrs. Poop's heart. Who will be her favorite Yankee next season? Answer: Masahiro Tanaka.
Wednesday, April 16, 2014
I love Mrs. Poop with all my heart. But it's no secret that we have nothing in common. Ours is a love like Louis and Mrs. Pasteur's, we don't share a lot of common interests, but we make it WORK! But it does make me wonder what it would be like to marry a woman who "gets" me, who understands what makes me tick and likes the same things I do. Like Danica McKellar: Tight dresses, math and palindromes.
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
Fenway Park crowd in 1924. Notice how the fans and the concessionaire are dressed.