Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Nothing worse than wasted talent (for the nth time)

Police use Mace on Maurice Clarett, arrest him after chase

Officers used Mace to subdue Clarett after a stun gun was ineffective because the former Fiesta Bowl star was wearing a bullet-resistant vest, Sgt. Michael Woods said.

After Clarett was placed in a police van, officers discovered a loaded assault rifle on the passenger seat and three handguns in the front of the car, including one in a holster in a backpack on the passenger-side floor.

"We don't have any idea why he had them or what, if anything, he was going to do with them," Woods said. Police don't know where Clarett got the guns or where he was headed or coming from in the SUV. Federal authorities plan to trace the guns' ownership.

A half-full bottle of vodka was found in the SUV, but no breath test was administered because police had no indication that Clarett was intoxicated, Woods said. Police also found a compact disc of children's songs recorded by Ohio prison inmates that the state distributed last month to prisoners and their families.

ESPN's Scott Van Pelt Has A Way With The Ladies

Apparently, this is a voice message left by Van Pelt for a lady he met in Dewey Beach, Delaware a few weeks ago. It's definitely a Jon Favreau moment from Swingers. Well worth the listen. Audio

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Tebucky Jones trying to evict his momma

Some slight issues going on in the Jones family:
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