Saturday, October 25, 2014
Minus-1. I stink. I actually think I will stop doing these next season. No one participates in the pool upon which this is based and it ruins my Sunday that I get every game wrong all the time. And the picks aren't helpful unless some studious Poophead wants to bet against me. houston -3 1/2 TENNESSEE The Titans stink and playing a QB who looks like a joke is not going to help. I would have gotten the Texans right last week if not for some fluky disastrous run of plays. This week they will rebound. seattle -5 CAROLINA There could actually be something seriously wrong with the Seahawks. But a three-game losing streak for the world champs? I doubt it. CINCINNATI +2 baltimore Have the Bengals really regressed this much this quickly? green bay +2 1/2 NEW ORLEANS Aaron Rodgers has been on fire and Drew Brees has been mortal. BEST BET miami -6 JACKSONVILLE The Dolphins aren't that good but teams as bad as the Jaguars generally win 2 games a season, not 2 games in 2 weeks. Last week: 0-5 (-1 points) Season: 15-20 (12 points) Best Bets: 0-1 (2-5) Home Favorites: 0-2 (3-10) Home Underdogs: 0-0 (1-1) Road Favorites: 0-1 (4-5) Road Underdogs: 0-2 (7-5)
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
What do you give me for Frankie Carbone and Louie from "The Simpsons?" Actor Frank Sivero is suing the creators of the "The Simpsons" for $250M saying Louie is based on his character from "Goodfellas." Sivero says in 1989 he lived in the same apartment complex as some of the writers for the show. During this time he developed the character of Frankie Carbone. He says he told the writers about his character and that they based "Louie" on Carbone. Louie first appeared in 1991 and has had 15 appearances in total, including as recently as April 2014.
Monday, October 20, 2014
Mike Goldberg, UFC's regular announcer, has been removed for one week from his gig doing NFL games on Fox. What happened is long and complicated and begins with your faithful friend, The Poop. Apparently I have never written about my hatred for Goldie on the blog so I will explain it all. Bruce Buffer normally ends his pre-fight schpiel by announcing the name of the referee. Without fail Mike Goldberg would repeat the name of the ref right afterwards. So it would go a little something like this: Buffer: The referee this evening, Herb Dean. Goldberg: Herb Dean is our referee. This drove me insane, but on its own, not enough to make me take action. But when you add in all the other stupidity he spews (TON says at least once a fight card Joe Rogan basically has to tell him to shut up because he's saying something blatantly wrong), that would be enough to drive anyone to his breaking point, but not me. I didn't start trolling him on Twitter until he missed an event while dealing with a "complicated health issue" which many people believe was rehab. His replacement Jon Anik was so bad I actually tweeted my support for Goldie. Note: The ashes is a cricket match between Australia and the United Kingdom. The Ultimate Fighter between Australia and the United Kingdom was dubbed "the Smashes." Anik said this 100 times, at least, every time he had the chance. Here is my original tweet to him and the conversation it started: worst broadcasts ever, with Goldberg constantly misidentifying players (like saying a Teddy Bridgewater pass was intended for Golden Tate -- who plays for the other team) to just not being able to correctly identify down and distance (he said a clear first down was "close," an obvious loss was a gain of "one maybe two" and 2nd and 9 was "3rd and 17"). All in all it seemed like Goldie was back on whatever it was that sent him to rehab in the first place. As people on twitter are known to do, they gave Goldberg the business after the game. Calling him out for his inept performance. Goldberg wasn't having it though, responding to the twitter trolls with gems like this: