Showing posts with label What Do You Give Me For?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label What Do You Give Me For?. Show all posts
Friday, February 10, 2017
What Do You Give Me For? Carson Wentz and Prince Harry
This one comes from the mind of Julian who asked why Carson Wentz was on the cover of daddy's magazine and mommy's magazine.
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Monday, May 09, 2016
Monday, May 02, 2016
What Do You Give Me For? David Letterman And Sweaty Department Store Santa in the Offseason
What Do You Give Me For David Letterman And Sweaty Department Store Santa in the Offseason?
It's a trick. This is David Letterman. This is what he looks like now.
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Monday, April 25, 2016
What Do You Give Me For? Ted Cruz and The Lady from Maury
What do you give me for Ted Cruz and Searcy Hayes, a guest on the Maury Povich Show?
The internet went nuts after an episode featuring Hayes aired, questioning which of man was the father of her baby, because some think she bears a striking resemblance to Presidential candidate, Texas Senator Ted Cruz.
And if you need to see more of Hayes before making your decision, good news, she's apparently going to make a sex tape.
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Tuesday, March 22, 2016
Wednesday, September 02, 2015
What Do You Give Me For? Harris Faulkner and Harris Faulkner, The Hamster
Fox News anchor Harris Faulkner is suing Hasbro for using her name for her a hamster in its Littlest Pet Shop series of toys.
"Hasbro's portrayal of Faulkner as a rodent is demeaning and insulting," says the lawsuit, which was filed Monday in U.S. District Court in New Jersey.
Her lawsuit says that in addition to sharing her name, the toy bears a physical resemblance to Faulkner's traditional professional appearance, including its complexion, eye shape and eye makeup design.
I don't agree that it looks like her, but no way should Hasbro have used her the exact name of a public figure. She doesn't deserve $5M for this but Hasbro should have known better.
Saturday, June 20, 2015
What Do You Give Me For? Bart Chilton and the Painting From "Ghostbusters II"
What do you give me for Bart Chilton, former Commissioner of the CFTC and Vigo the Carpathian of Moldavia, the painting in "Ghostbusters II".
Note: we saw this movie at Damino's 11th birthday party because Mama Damino would not let us see "No Holds Barred."
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Monday, February 16, 2015
What Do You Give Me For? Chase and Leon Spinks
Chase got head-butted by Diesel jarring out what was already a very loose front tooth. That image, along with the hooded sweatshirt he was wearing called to mind this famous picture.
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Tuesday, December 30, 2014
What Do You Give Me For?
What do you give me for the extruder tool in the Play-Doh Cake Mountain play set and...oh never mind.
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Wednesday, October 22, 2014
What Do You Give Me For? Frankie Carbone and Louie from "The Simpsons"
What do you give me for Frankie Carbone and Louie from "The Simpsons?"
Actor Frank Sivero is suing the creators of the "The Simpsons" for $250M saying Louie is based on his character from "Goodfellas."
Sivero says in 1989 he lived in the same apartment complex as some of the writers for the show. During this time he developed the character of Frankie Carbone. He says he told the writers about his character and that they based "Louie" on Carbone.
Louie first appeared in 1991 and has had 15 appearances in total, including as recently as April 2014.
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Wednesday, August 27, 2014
What Do You Give Me For? Zara's Kids Pajamas and A Concentration Camp Uniform
Mexican clothing company Zara came out with an adorable line of baby pajamas they though would recall a sheriff in the Old West. Instead, to many it brought to mind the uniforms the Nazis made the Jews wear in concentration camps in WWII.
So what do you give me for Zara's Kids pajamas and a concentration camp uniform?
I hope this reminds you all of the Hitler Teapot.
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Sunday, August 10, 2014
Monday, July 14, 2014
What Do You Give Me For? Sean Dempsey and Johnny Galecki
What do you give me for the 27th place finisher in the 2014 World Series of Poker Main Event Sean Dempsey and Big Bang Theory's Johnny Galecki?
Note: I couldn't find a good picture of Johnny Galecki to really make this work. As Leonard Hofstadter he has the glasses but not the beard, as himself he has had a beard, but not the glasses. But if you cover the picture on the right I'd bet your mental picture of Johnny Galecki is closer to Dempsey than the one I found on Google images.
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Thursday, March 13, 2014
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Friday, December 06, 2013
What Do You Give Me For? Rep. Michael Grimm and Chael Sonnen
What do you give me for Rep. Michael Grimm, Staten Island's Congressman and UFC loudmouth Chael Sonnen.
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Friday, November 15, 2013
What Do You Give Me For? Randall Cunningham and Darryl Jenks (Eriq LaSalle from "Coming to America")
I was watching "A Football Life: Randall Cunningham" and at first thought that they didn't even have 1980s footage of Randall Cunningham so they just used Coming to America clips.
I could even picture Ron Jaworski telling him "I'm the starting quarterback, can't you get that through your greasy head?"
What do you give me for Randall Cunningham and Darryl Jenks?
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Wednesday, November 06, 2013
What Do You Give Me For? Ryan Riess and Dirk Nowitzki
What do you give me for World Series of Poker Main Event Champion Ryan Riess (Da Beast) and Dirk Nowitzki
Bill Simmons gets the credit for this because he was the first one to say it publicly, but I know a lot of people were thinking it.
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Friday, October 18, 2013
What Do You Give Me For? Sen. Patty Murray and The West Wing's Mrs. Landingham
What do you give me for Sen. Patty Murray and Pres. Bartlett's sharp-tongued ("your immature attitude towards vegetables is not very Presidential") secretary, Mrs. Landingham.
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Thursday, September 26, 2013
What Do You Give Me For? Kris Jenner and Bitch Who Stole a Baseball From a Little Girl
Take a look at this video from a Houston Astros game. A middle-aged woman reaches in front of a kid to get a ball. That's bad enough, but when she drops the ball, it rolls to the kid, and she literally tears it out of the girl's hands. And if that's not enough, she high-fives her friends about it.
How much does she look like Kris Jenner?
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