Saturday, September 04, 2010

Song of the Week

"Taking Everything" - Gerald Levert featuring Antoinette Roberson

"Five years two kids and a dog
Boy I cooked for you even cleaned your dirty drawers"

That line fits perfectly but nothing else does, I swear.

I Can't Wait for Next Year's Picture

Diesel in Maine in 2007:

Diesel in Maine in 2007

Diesel in Maine in 2008:

Diesel in Maine in 2008
Diesel in Maine in 2009:

Diesel in Maine in 2010:

Friday, September 03, 2010

Reason Why Mrs. Poop Hates Me (I Lost Count)

Whenever I eat asparagus I e-mail her the next day to tell her my pee smells funny.

Thursday, September 02, 2010

I Am So Jealous

We have already documented the candy-eating habits of Bulls point guard Derrick Rose.
Now that sweet tooth has paid off. Skittles sent Rose a personalized Skittles dispensing machine.

The machine is cool enough but the best part is that Skittles says it will keep his machine stocked for up to three years.


Wednesday, September 01, 2010

What Do You Give Me For? Mike Pelfrey and Lane from Big Brother

What do you give me for Mike Pelfrey and Lane Elenburg from Big Brother?

Women Fixed This Race

What are the chances of a horse named "My Wife Knows Everything" and a horse named "The Wife Doesn't Know" being in the same race, and finishing 1-2. The fix had to be in, especially when "My Wife Knows Everything" finished in front.

I know the women loved this but I'll take Hoof Hearted any day.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Best Thing I've Ever Heard

My love of Ice Cube's "It was a Good Day" is well known, thanks to my usage of the song's denouement ("I didn't even have to use my AK") as a Facebook status or indication of a particularly enjoyable day.
Less well known is my love of Mavis Staples and The Staple Singers in general, but especially "Let's Do It Again." Although I do find it a little unsettling that Mavis would sing about "getting good lovin" with her father, Pops Staples, on keyboard.
But those two songs are so different there's no way you could combine them to make one perfect song. Oh wait, there is.

According to Wikipedia, this version of the song has actually been around for a while, released on bootlegs, B-sides and even an NWA Greatest Hits album.

I cannot believe someone has actually combined these two wonderful things. Next thing you'll tell me is that there is chicken soup flavored ice cream.

Monday, August 30, 2010

I Would Have Spelled It Correctly

My new favorite show is ABC's "What Would You Do?" The show hires actors stage scenes in public (wife-beating, fraternity hazing) just to get the reactions of passersby.
I now live my life as if everything is being filmed for an episode of WWYD? I'm constantly interfering in things that are none of my business just in case John Quinones is lurking around the corner.
In an episode where a waiter was hitting on a guy's wife, an atrocious typo somehow slipped past all the producers and anyone else who watched the show before it aired.

It's Football Season

Once again is offering a wide variety of games for both college and NFL. I have created groups called "The Poop" in four of them.
They are college pickem, college showdown, pigskin pickem and eliminator challenge. The Eliminator is the traditional survivor pool, definitely do that one.
And join the group too assholes.

Curvy Women Are in This Season

The two hottest women at the 2010 Emmy Awards were unquestionably Mad Men's Christina Hendricks and Sofia Vergara of Modern Family.

Sofia Vergara
Christina Hendricks