Thursday, September 29, 2016
An idiot Yankees fan (sorry for the redundancy) tried to propose to his girlfriend, but couldn't find the ring. The entire section was looking for it. Eventually they found it, seemingly in the cuff of her pants. Despite him being a complete moron, she said yes and they will live happily ever after. Now I don't want to insult the couple too badly, but they are the typical Yankees couple. He's a dead-eyed douchebag and she's cute but trashy. I wish them well.
Wednesday, September 28, 2016
Tuesday, September 27, 2016
Arnold Palmer passed away at age 87, after living a full life in which he had a drink named after him. Nails puts a little shot of vodka in his Arnold Palmer and calls in a John Daly. Andy Samberg joked that he wanted take the music from Beyonce's "Lemonade" album, and put Ice-T lyrics over it to create a new album called "Arnold Palmer."
Sunday, September 25, 2016
Talent prima donna Odell Beckham Jr had a fit on the sidelines after Eli Manning didn't throw him the ball, and he attacked the field goal kicker's practice net. The net fought back. I suppose it's much funnier if you are not a Giants fan.
Zero points. That seems about right. I'll do better this week. oakland -1 TENNESSEE Titans are a bad team that won last week. I don't see them making it two in a row. TAMPA BAY -5 los angeles. The Rams are a bad team that won last week. I don't see them making it two in a row. GREEN BAY -7 detroit Something is wrong with Aaron Rodgers. But something has been wrong with him many times before and he's always rebounded. I expect more of the same, especially against the woeful Lions. arizona -4 BUFFALO I like the Cardinals, the Bills, not so much. BEST BET pittsburgh -4 PHILADELPHIA The Eagles and Carson Wentz played probably the two worst teams in the NFL so far. They will get a rude awakening. I expect the Steelers to win by 30. Last week: 1-4 (0 points) Season: 1-4 (0 points) Best Bets: 0-1