Saturday, July 08, 2006

For Pat Kiernan Fans

and that's some of what's in today's papers
Pat Kiernan's VH1 quiz show finally hits the air on Monday July 10th. The "World Series of Pop Culture" will run every night next week (July 10th-14th) at 10 PM (Eastern and Pacific) and then on Thursday nights only for the next three weeks.

Friday, July 07, 2006

Mrs. SCZA Gets a Push

The Fox station in Boston finally, put up a profile of Sharm aka Mz Scz.

The Funky Bunch Helps Austin

DWM (Driving While Masturbating)

Timberwolves forward Eddie Griffin was served with a civil suit accusing him of crashing his Escalade into a parked car in front of a supermarket because he was drunk and watching a pornographic DVD.
Griffin said a day after the accident (which occurred in May) that he crashed his car because he was reaching for a cell phone that had fallen off his lap. The complaint alleges the crash occurred because he was "under the influence of alcohol" and masturbating while watching pornography on a TV set in his dashboard.

The suit alleges "Defendant Griffin was under the influence of alcohol and negligently not paying attention to the direction of travel ahead of him due in part to the fact he was watching a pornographic DVD which was displayed on a mounted in-dash DVD player, located near the steering column, in his Escalade video. He was manually manipulating his genitals which he described to a witness, after the accident, as “jacking off.” DVD jackets with pornographic titles “Anal Action” and “Privates” were seen in the driver/passenger area of the vehicle. The items were viewed by the officers at the scene, whereupon they laughed."

The plaintiffs claim the cops didn't conduct a sobriety test even though Griffin was visibly drunk. He can allegedly be heard and seen on the store's video and audio recorders saying "I'm drunk" and "I'm fucked up" and saying "whatever" 69 times in 24 minutes. He also put his sweatshirt on inside out.
The plaintiffs also blame the Timberwolves claiming they tried to get his Escalade out of impound to remove to the porn.

Master baiter

Trying to Keep Up with Jeff and Bill

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Excessive Flatulence

It is well-known around CNN that Larry King has a farting problem. Reportedly, they keep a fan under his chair to blow his noxious fumes away from guests. Watch this video and tell me if you think he rips one as he is saying good-bye to Star Jones.

And So She Grows

My littlest niece, Jenna is almost a week old and she already has her own website. My brother-in-law promises to track her progress on

More Dancing Videos

Happy Birthday

Happy 2nd birthday to my new best friend, Diesel. I know a lot of readers find it weird the transformation I've undergone from fear of dogs to love of dogs but you can give 90% of the credit to this beloved pooch. It's been two great years with him (minus 7 weeks from when he was born to when we got him). At first I thought I could never live with him, now I know I can never live without him. Even though, he wouldn't pose for these birthday pictures.

Worse Than Hatch

Survivor Thailand winner Brian Heidik shot a puppy with an arrow in his backyard.
You may remember him (if your name is Pizza Parlor Derek) from his soft porn career, before Survivor.
At about 3 a.m., his wife called to report that he was outside and that he had shot a puppy that was on his property with an arrow and planned to shoot another one.
Heidik told a judge he thought the dog was a coyote that has been harassing his pets.
When police arrived Heidik fled in his car but was quickly caught and taken back to the home where the incident occurred.
Both the wounded puppy and the second puppy were turned over to animal control officials to determine who they belonged to.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Jeff Vs. Bill

I Love the Hora

Look for my left hand on the back of Stacey's chair, supporting her and preventing a fall.

Sunday, July 02, 2006


After 2 days in the hospital my sister finally had Jenna Ryan at 5:50 PM on July 1.