Wednesday, November 06, 2013
What do you give me for World Series of Poker Main Event Champion Ryan Riess (Da Beast) and Dirk Nowitzki
Crayons break, that's just a sad fact of life. And when they are just little nubs they are very hard to color with. But instead of throwing them away I decided to melt them down and make new ones. Here's how to be the coolest dad/mom on the block: 1) take a bunch of broken crayons
"Wasted" - Gucci Mane featuring Plies Gucci Mane became a hot topic on the internet when this picture of him reportedly telling a judge "Bitch I Might Be" when asked if he was guilty made the rounds. But the photo was doctored. A lot of silly white people fell for it.
Tuesday, November 05, 2013
That Was Pretty Crazy Right before halftime of the Colts-Texans game, Houston head coach Gary Kubiak collapsed on the field. They're still not sure what happened to him, perhaps a stroke. But his family says he is "feeling good" and hopefully whatever was wrong will never recur. Maybe he was just so shocked at Case Keenum's performance and his team's 21-3 lead that he was literally floored.
This is actress Jamie Alexander. I have no idea who she is but judging from the way she looks in this dress she wore to the Thor premiere, she is no relation to Jason Alexander.
Monday, November 04, 2013
I'm sure you've heard by now of this ridiculous pop sensation "What Does the Fox Say?" It wasn't even meant to be a song. A Norwegian comedy duo did it on their show, and somehow, inexplicably, it spread around the world like a virus. I do have to admit that I find the song catchy, though the video and the animal costumes really freak me out. But it has definitely jumped the shark. Abercrombie and Fitch made its own video of the song and then came out with this t-shirt which is like a trifecta of cultural doucheyness.
Sunday, November 03, 2013
Eight years ago I launched this blog on November 3rd and I have kept it going for all these years and exactly 6400 posts (including this one). At times it's been a chore but I've always had fun doing it and I appreciate all of you who have read and commented (especially commented) during those years. And I plan to keep it going for 8 or 18 or 80 more.
Joe Salter recently ran a marathon backwards. While juggling. It took him 5 hours and 51 minutes, which actually isn't bad considering what he was doing. Ok, now that you've voted on its merits alone, here is the undeniably douchey part. He did this to set a world record, but Guinness would not verify his run because several parts of the course prohibit filming and therefore no one was able to confirm that he actually juggled and ran backwards for the entire 26.2 miles. That's when I run backwards while juggling, I don't do it for records or glory, I do it just to prove I can.
Still hanging around .500 but I just can't get a big week, or a couple best bets in a row. I feel confident this week though, so we will see. CAROLINA -7 1/2 atlanta I'm playing a hunch here but I think the Panthers are a product of their schedule. I'm going to pick them one more time against a bad team, and then pick against them when they play good ones. kansas city -4 BUFFALO I do like the Chiefs even though the fucked me last week. They are a good team with an excellent defense and they haven't covered in a couple weeks. I expect a big victory here, especially against Buffalo's offense which is in disarray. indianapolis -1 HOUSTON This goes against my theory about the Colts playing down to the level of their opponents. But the Texans are bad and all the Colts have to do is win. OAKLAND -2 1/2 Philadelphia Maybe Terrelle Pryor is on to something. I'm a little worried about this because I think Nick Foles in the best quarterback the Eagles have. But the Raiders seem to be improving, so I think asking them to win at home isn't out of the question. BEST BET SEATTLE -16 tampa bay This is exactly what I am looking for, a team coming off a bad game on Monday night, everyone is doubting them, even though they won. They are playing the awful ECPs and they are at home. I've actually had some success this season picking the underdogs in these huge spreads but I expect the Seahawks to destroy the ECPs. Last Week: 3-2 (2 points) Season: 18-22 (16 points) Best Bets: 0-1 (3-5) Home Favorites: 2-1 (8-6) Home Underdogs: 1-0 (1-1) Road Favorites: 0-0 (4-6) Road Underdogs: 0-1 (5-9)