Monday, April 07, 2008

Gummy Bears, Bouncing Here and There and Everywhere

Memphis guard Derrick Rose didn't meet with the media on Sunday because of a stomach ailment, presumably he had the shits and didn't want to start taking questions only to have to run off to the can.

But Chris Douglas-Roberts blamed the problem on Rose's diet:

"He eats Gummy Bears and Starburst for breakfast, and Twizzlers and Honey Buns for dinner. That's why his stomach hurts," Douglas-Roberts said. "We tell Derrick the whole year, 'Stop eating so many Gummy Bears and Sour Straws.' But he can't. Nobody eats Gummy Bears more than him."

Gummy Bears has to be the only candy that ever got spun off into a TV show right?

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