Hilarious High Five

Jeremy Corbyn tries to high five someone, but she moves her hand.


Reminds me of this special moment from our wedding

Where Have All the Boobies Gone

While so many large-breasted women at this year's Golden Globes chose to let their boobies fall by the wayside, like Jessica Biel

and Mandy Moore

We can always count on Sofia Vergara to push hers up and together. And to make a bad anal joke.

Get Your Globes Out

Katy Perry joked that she had to "get my globes out" for the awards show.
And did she ever, winning this year's Poop Golden Globes Award.

Two Big Reasons to Watch Dancing With the Stars This Season

Model Charlotte McKinney who was billed by some as the heir apparent to Kate Upton (it's apparent why) is headlining the latest Dancing with the Stars cast. I trust double-sided tape will be prominently involved.



Here are the other 10 "stars" she will be competing against, and I use that term loosely.

Suzanne Somers
Patti LaBelle
Michael Sam
Nastia Liukin
Robert Herjavec
Willow Shields
Rumer Willis
Redfoo
Riker Lynch
Noah Galloway
Charlotte McKinney

Did Hannah Davis Fire a Shot at Kate Upton?

The incredibly hot Hannah Davis has had to spend the past few days answering questions about the photo of her on the cover of the 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue where she is pulling her bikini bottom down so low, her clit is practically poking out.

After being pelted with questions about her almost-showing vagina, Davis came up with a pat answer "I think SI always tries to do something a little different every year, and I think this year, it’s the year of the torso.”

So this year is about torsos, and that's different than the last few years?

I think Davis might be subtly pointing out that Kate Upton is all boobs and her stomach is not flat, at least by bikini model standards.

Maybe she is jealous of Upton's ample blessings (not that Davis is flat-chested by any means) and the success she gotten because of them.

Maybe she just meant SI was going in a different direction, just to be different.

Or maybe I am reading too much into this. But I kind of like the idea of a Davis-Upton catfight.

Off the Carpet

Boobs were not in fashion this year at the Golden Globes (I feel this is harder than it should be every single year), since Madmen wasn't nominated and we didn't have Christina Hendricks.
But luckily we found Nina Dobrev from Mrs. Poop's favorite show, Vampire Diaries showing off her Golden Globes, at not just one but two different parties on Golden Globes weekend.

A New Study Confirms What I've Postulated on This Blog for 8 Years

Men notice a woman's body before they notice her face. That's the completely obvious finding of a study that probably cost a lot more money and time than needed to figure that out.
Social psychologist Sarah Gervais of the University of Nebraska-Lincoln did the study. She got 36 men and tracked their eye movements as they looked at pictures of 10 women. Thing is they manipulated the pictures to three different looks, really curvy, not so curvy, and something in between. The men's eyes stared longer at the larger breasts, slimmer waists and bigger hips.

But here's where this study actually proved somewhat worthwhile: women did it too!

Now I know why I have so many female readers: they like to look at tits and asses too!

Here ya go, horndogs:

Why Women Get Away With Crimes

I read this in the San Francisco Chronicle and did not edit it in any way:

"A woman intentionally rammed her car into a man’s car while arguing over a parking spot in the Haight, but the victim was so focused on her low-cut dress that all he could describe to officers afterward were her breasts, San Francisco police said Thursday.

The woman drove away after hitting the man’s car at Haight and Cole streets at 5 p.m. Tuesday, said Park Station Officer Al Wu. The man couldn’t tell officers what kind of car it was, let alone supply a license-plate number, but he “was able to give a detailed description of the suspect’s cleavage,” police said.

No one has been arrested."

I'm glad they said no one had been arrested because I would have been a little worried about the cops had they been able to apprehend the perpetrator based only on a description of her breasts. Would have made for an awesome police sketch though.

A Bad Angle

A photo is making the rounds on the internet, purporting to show Justin Bieber grabbing the breast of a young fan.

As Mrs. Poop can attest, this is not a boob grab just a picture taken from an unfortunate angle at an unfortunate time. He was pulling his hand away from a hug and the picture was snapped. I'm sure there's a inch or two between his hand and her boob, but you just cannot tell from this angle.

Big Breast Theory

Kaley Cuoco wins this year's "check out those golden globes" award. And good thing because maybe it'll take attention away from her face, makeup and hair.

The Breast Yogurt in New Jersey

A new location for the frozen yogurt chain "Cups" opened in our neighborhood. Mrs. Poop immediately noticed that the name, coupled with the picture of the yogurt in the logo might call to mind breasts.

With the slogan "frozen yogurt, that's hot" and this picture accompanying the employment section of its website, I think there is no mistaking which cups they're really talking about it.

Kate Upton is a Better Dancer Than David Green

Supermodel Kate Upton first stole our hearts while sitting courtside at a Clippers game and chair-dancing the Dougie.

Now she is teaching us how to do the Cat Daddy.

That looks like the same swimsuit she barely fit into on the cover of the Swimsuit Issue. And she was about to fall out of it while dancing or she might have kept going.
Bonus Kate Upton video with Kevin Durant and James Harden (before he got elbowed in the head presumably):

The tight asses at youtube actually removed the Cat Daddy video, here's an article explaining why: She dressed conservatively at the White House Correspondents dinner and still managed to turn heads. So imagine what model Kate Upton could do if she wore a red bikini and started dancing. That's what famed fashion photographer Terry Richardson wanted to find out with his latest art project, the Cat Daddy dance. The answer is: YouTube pulls the video for violation of its code on "nudity and sexual content" just as gossip websites around the world are trying to embed it. Although Upton is dressed provocatively in the video, and at times threatens dance out of her bikini, she isn't at any point naked, or flashing nipples.

You Knew This Was Coming

Jenna Dewan-Tatum shows off her Golden Globes at the Golden Globes.



I know no one has ever heard of her, and this picture is not great, but these were the best breasts I could find, because I'm not willing to use Salma Hayek and Sofia Vergara every year.

Scarlett Johansson Naked Cell Phone Pics

The pictures the internet has been awaiting for years have finally surfaced. Topless Scarlett Johansson cell phone pics.



Since Gnitsark tipped me off to the story (and even slid his non-work iPhone under my nose so I wouldn't have to wait until I got home to check out these pictures) I used his face to obscure the nipple and keep the Poop's high standards of decency.

As always with cell phone pics, the question comes up, are they real? This certainly looks like her face. And I have read reports that the pictures have been examined at a very high magnification and no evidence of photoshopping is present.

So if the pictures are real, how about the titties? ScarJo has long been the subject of the "real or fake?" debate and I have to say her cans stand up to close scrutiny. They are a natural shape, and you can't see the implant as you often can with fake boobies. Don't believe me? Look for yourself, BUT NOT AT WORK.

Love is Blind

Seth Green and Clare Grant.
He's 5'4" she's 5'7", 5"10 in heels.
I have a feeling he likes to take her out dancing.

Side-Boobie Action

The rain is over the sun is shining and Lindsay Lohan is showing a little side-boob at a photo shoot in Miami. OK, a lot of side-boob.

Ok, That's More Like It

When I posted the picture of Pippa Middleton in a purple bra, I expressed disappointment if that was the most scandalous photo of her we could find.

It wasn't. In 2006 she went to Ibiza with William and Kate. They were having some fun on a boat and evidently someone took some pictures.



There are two photos of Pippa with her top off. She might be sunbathing, she might be adjusting her bikini top. Unfortunately, you don't even see much more than a little side boobie action, but this will have to hold us over til better comes along.

They are NSFW so I link to them here:
Picture of Pippa Middleton topless
Picture of Pippa Middleton topless

And This Year's Golden Globes Joke Award Winner Is...

January Jones from "Mad Men" shows off her Golden Globes.



Runner-up was Sofia Vergara from "Modern Family" but she seems a little too obvious.



And she didn't need me, she made the joke herself

Heidi Montag Must Be Crazy

"My boobs are crushing me."
And with that Heidi Montag says she wants her size G breast implants removed and she wants to go down to a more modest size, D or DD.
I really can't see why. She looks awesome with those giant cans. Get them removed and she'll blend in with the rest of the over-jugged freak shows in LA.

Curvy Women Are in This Season

The two hottest women at the 2010 Emmy Awards were unquestionably Mad Men's Christina Hendricks and Sofia Vergara of Modern Family.