Friday, February 14, 2014

Mrs. Poop vs. TON Showdown

By now you may have heard that Mrs. Poop is the most entertaining person to watch the Olympics with. Her non-stop chatter, while annoying during shows that have a plotline, is welcome and amusing during the Olympics when hearing what is said is less important.

In last evening's rant Mrs. Poop declared Henrik Harlaut, freestyle skier from Sweden to be her most hated athlete in the games.

Three reasons:

1) Despite a diminutive frame he wears a quad-X uniform (XXXXL) and it falls off his ass during his run





2) His hair is styled in dreadlocks



3) He keeps a raw egg in his pocket while competing. It reportedly broke when he crashed violently during his opening run.

Mrs. Poop makes a pretty good case.

So why does TON love him more than any Olympic athlete since Peter Northug.



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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

HA HA!!!!! I saw the opening run, but hadn't seen this. I was like "what the hell is Poop talking about" but you nailed it, done. Favorite this year so far (besides a few ridiculously cute Curling girls).

ton said...

^ dats me