Britney's sister 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. The father is 19-year-old Casey Aldridge who supposedly met Jamie Lynn in church.
I'm not going to declare the end of Western Civilization because one teenage slut got knocked up, but I do find it a bit worrisome that the very thing conservative tightasses have been warning about for years has come true.
Young girls who idolize Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are very likely to grow up to be skanky hobags themselves.
I do admire Jamie Lynn's decision to keep the baby whereas a lot of other teens might have taken the "easy" way out.
I also hope that she can be a better mother than her sister has thus far proven to be. Perhaps a good first step is that she plans to raise her child in Louisiana instead of in the media glare that Britney is subjecting her sons to.
Now before you accuse me of being prudish let me say that I would never tell a woman what to do with her vagina, but I would recommend that she wait until she's at least smart enough to use birth control.
Statutory rape? Oh wait, it's the dirty south. 16 is the new 25.
ReplyDeletethe best way to raise your kid out of the media spotlight is to do a feature story on your pregnancy in OK magazine. i guess that's a good way to maintain your privacy
ReplyDeleteWe're checking into reports that the baby daddy is actually only 18, so depending on when and where the sex took place, it may have been legal.
ReplyDeleteWe're also following rumors that the Spears family was paid $1 million for this story and for rights to the first pictures of the bastard child.
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