Monday, February 25, 2008

Why Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is Like Porn

I had heard great things about "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" so decided to watch it when it came on cable.
As I did I was struck with the similarities between it, and a porno movie.
The only difference was that the scenes connected by the loose dialogue and horrible acting were fight scenes, not sex scenes.
That was the only difference.
The similarities: bad acting, a script that made no sense, well choreographed action sequences, a girl-on-girl scene, a girl with 12 guys scene and a bonus for TON only, lots of good looking Asian women.

which movie was she in?

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:28 PM

    That movie is regarded as fucking fantastic by everyone who 'gets it'. If it's not your thing, that's totally fine...but I dont really see how you can say the acting was bad when it was in a different language. House of Flying daggers was also excellent, if you want to give this thing another try sometime.

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  2. Anonymous1:51 PM

    Paul prefers the great acting by Shaq and Penny in his favorite movie Blue Chips

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  3. Anonymous2:54 PM

    Paul is the only one out of the three of you to star in the silent film The Wrong House. However, he was severly overshadowed by his co-star, whose presence was incendiary despite his lack of voice.

    As for Crouching Lady Hides The Dragon, I have not seen it.

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  4. It was a movie about flying Chinese people, what's not to get?

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