Tuesday, August 19, 2008

They Don't Call Her Mrs. Poop For Nothing

There are few things in the world more boring than baby showers. Wedding showers are bad too, except there's usually one old lady who spices things up by giving the bride-to-be a pair of crotchless panties and a riding crop.
Anyway, baby showers are so boring that women usually have to create a series of inane games just to prevent the guests from saying "here's the gift, now please let me go home."
Reflecting on that, it actually makes some sense. What makes no sense is that men play drinking games, do we really need something to make drinking more fun?
But I digress, the point is Mrs. Poop is the best baby shower-planner ever. Instead of Word Scrambles, she plays "Taste the Poop."
She took 6 chocolate bars, melted them in the microwave, and put them in diapers. The object of the game is to guess what the chocolate bar is. Despite the fact that it's just chocolate, because it's brown and mushy and in a diaper, people get grossed out and refuse to touch or taste the Poop.

It's a Baby Ruth

8 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:35 AM

    yep...that's disgusting.

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  2. Anonymous10:44 AM

    that is just wrong.

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  3. Anonymous11:11 AM

    Even if the food looked good, who would want to taste something from a diaper-what about to the good old fashioned game of Guess Who's My Baby's Daddy-

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  4. Anonymous1:51 PM

    It was not called Taste The Poop. It was guess what's in the diaper. No one actually tasted any of them. You can tell by looking and smelling what it is. And everyone loved it. I will admit it was pretty gross but everyone had a good laugh.

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  5. I don't understand what people think is gross about this. If you left a chocolate bar in your pocket too long and it melted, you'd still eat it right? So then what's the difference if it's presented in a clean diaper? The best part of the game was that I got to eat the rest of an (unmelted) 3 Musketeers bar and York Peppermint Patty.

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  6. Anonymous7:18 PM

    if a chocolate bar melted in my pocket i would most likely throw it out. i certainly wouldn't smear it on toilet paper and have a snack.

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  7. are you sure none of those diapers is from Scott?

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  8. Anonymous12:34 PM

    Poop, Do you really think it strange that the diaper has not caught on as a serving platter for food...there is virtually no benefit to serving food in a diaper unless you want to call to mind poop- however, I will let you enjoy the caveat that a diaper make be good for serving french fries or fried chicken- I hypothesize that the absorbancy could wick away excess oil but the breathability will allow some of the steam to escape and thus ward off sogginess and of course, as you know, you will still be able to smell you fried chicken and fries.

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