Friday, May 06, 2011

Pippa's Purple Bra

You knew it was going to happen. As soon as I saw Pippa Middleton killing it in that white dress at the Royal Wedding I knew she would soon become the object of lust for the entire world. And anything she ever did that was slightly questionable or embarrassing was going to come out.

The best they could do was this picture of Pippa dancing in purple bra and a white skirt with some dude rubbing his boner on her.

Pippa Middleton in a purple bra

I'm actually quite disappointed with this photo and upset that this is the best we could do. You would see more on the beach -- in a one-piece. But because this is the type of content you expect from me I felt compelled to bring it to you even though it falls well below by normal standards of sexiness.

Here's what Pippa looks like a on a normal day, somewhere in between Royal Wedding attire and half-naked dancing:

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5 comments:

  1. RZR10:19 PM

    I'm not trying to be a hater, but Pippa is pretty ordinary looking. Plus, what kind of a name is Pippa?

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  2. jleary8:27 AM

    Pippa was offered $5M to do 1 porn scene by some company.
    Possible names of the porno? Pippa Longcocking? Pippa People eaters?

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  3. master bates12:56 PM

    Fuckingham Palace

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  4. the man from Nantucket1:16 PM

    i would tap that for realz.

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  5. Paul1:27 PM

    Her face is pretty, maybe not gorgeous. But her body is smoking, especially because she probably did a crash starvation diet to fit into that dress knowing the world be watching and if she looked good she could pretty much get whatever she wanted for the rest of her life.

    Pippa is short for Philippa.

    "Tea & Cumpets?"

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