No Broken Glass

For the past four years I have been smelling sweet and have never had to clean up broken glass. That's because, despite my loss in this poll I stuck to my guns and kept my brand new, at the time, cologne in the box, so were it ever to fall, it would not break.
Now that bottle (box) of cologne is empty. And when Mrs. Poop buys me a new bottle for my birthday or hopefully Father's Day since that comes first (inside joke for Damino and me) I will keep that in the box in the medicine cabinet and write about it again in four years.