Britney is Fucked Up Beyond Belief

Britney Spears is back in rehab.
Maybe she's hoping three times is a charm. The emergency custody hearing that Kevin Federline wanted has been cancelled because of the new development. There will be no custody hearing today.
Federline is concerned for Spears' welfare and wants her to get help.
This will be Spears' last chance -- if she leaves rehab before getting full treatment, Federline will immediately go to court seeking orders allowing him unquestioned full custody of the children.
Spears showed up at Federline's house last night and he wouldn't' let her in.
The kids are now in the custody of Federline and have been since last week.

We Knew This Was Coming

Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. “We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time,” Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph says.

What kind of rehab?
Crazy bitch rehab?
Fucked up child star rehab?
Bald idiot rehab?

More Rehab

Gavin Newsom, the mayor of San Francisco who got caught banging his best friends' wife, is checking into rehab.

I can't believe you have to check into rehab for this. He said "I have come to the conclusion that I will be a better person without alcohol in my life."
That may be true. But unless they cut your dick off you still would have had sex with a willing, attractive woman. Maybe in rehab they'll teach him not to bone his friends' wives.