Showing posts with label ewww. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ewww. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Whole Lotta Problems

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An FDA inspector visited a Whole Foods plant in Massachusetts. Here are the findings, as recorded in a letter from the FDA to the company: ...
Saturday, May 23, 2015

Mrs. Poop's Pussy -- Tonsils

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Mrs. Poop had strep throat. Her throat was so sore and irritated, she wanted me to take a picture so she could she what her tonsils and uvul...
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Thursday, November 29, 2012

That Meth Addiction

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Those of you who were avid viewers of "That 70s Show" like Mrs. Poop, or married to an avid viewer, you may not know the name Lisa...
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Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Is There a Lot of Dry Air in Chicago?

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Check out this story on bed bugs from CBS 2 in Chicago. I can sympathize with this women. I really can. I know what it's like to have ...
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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Toe-Tastic

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For some reason my toes have a special ability to find furniture in the dark. This is an injury from back in 2007. This one happened earlier...
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Thursday, April 22, 2010

What's She Complaining About, Her Team Won

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It's almost trite at this point to make a joke about Philadelphia fans being the worst, the most disgusting, uncouth, unwashed masses on...

Chan-Ho Park Explains a Bad Outing

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"I had a lot of diarrhea." I love Mariano Rivera chuckling in the background.
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Monday, March 29, 2010

No Negatives

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In Chase's potty-training we've learned that negatives are a negative. It should be a positive experience where the child is reward...
Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Seems Like He's Ready

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This weekend we began potty-training Chase. Our pediatrician told us to wait until he showed signs of being ready for it and we think these ...
Wednesday, March 10, 2010

An Idea for Razor's Next Pitch Meeting

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TV commercial: Hi, I’m Monique. When I won the Academy Award for my role in precious I gave my acceptance speech with hairy legs. I used t...
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Saturday, February 20, 2010

Ice Dancing Is Like Kissing Your Sister

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Of the 23 couples who will be competing in ice dancing at the Olympics, four are brother-sister combinations. That can be complicated when ...
Friday, January 22, 2010

Is This Getting a Little Creepy Now?

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Senator-Elect Scott Brown was criticized by whiny liberal babies upset they lost the Senate seat and the chance to shove health care reform ...
Thursday, November 12, 2009

Furious George Did This

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In a shocking episode of Oprah they unmasked Charla Nash, the woman whose face was destroyed by Travis the domesticated (or so we thought) c...
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Friday, April 03, 2009

The Impossible Sit-Up

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Very few details on this but it looks like it happened in the Detroit Tigers locker room. You tell a rookie he can't do a sit-up with h...
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