Showing posts with label the universe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the universe. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 13, 2016

John Starks Wasn't Sure Either

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Columbia University's basketball team played a team from Central Pennsylvania College over the weekend. In advance of the game the Colu...
Sunday, December 27, 2015

Word is the Word

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I had never heard of University of the Incarnate Word before November. But now, a strange series of events has occurred and it now seems li...
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Monday, June 29, 2015

Are You There Universe, It's Me, Margaret

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A few Universe moments I have been sitting on for a few months: 1) Mrs. Poop messaged me to say a friend of Chase's kept calling Julian...
Tuesday, January 06, 2015

The Universe Thinks My Art Sucks

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As most of you know, The Poops moved into a new house this summer, we actually bought it just a couple days after Mrs. Poop's birthday. ...
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Thursday, February 06, 2014

What's The Universe Saying With This One?

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By now, most of you know that I get dinner at work every night. We have a rotation of 10 or 15 restaurants. I almost always get the same t...
Thursday, August 01, 2013

Near-Death Experiences

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Most of my posts about the Universe involve insignificant incidents like the Universe bringing me the Mr. Belvedere theme , or a silly hat ...
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Sunday, July 21, 2013

The Universe's Favorite 80s Sitcom

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Another crazy Universe moment occurred recently. I'm lying in bed reading a Sports Illustrated article about Bob Uecker and Mrs. Poop i...
Saturday, June 22, 2013

The Universe Wished Me a Happy Birthday

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When I was much younger I let my birthday be known to co-workers. They made a huge deal out of it, embarrassingly me terribly, on TV. It w...
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Thursday, February 28, 2013

We Prepared You For the Week in Pop Culture

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Like most of you I agree the "Fred Sanford" is a much better dance craze than "The Bernie," which as slept the Oakland a...
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Tuesday, January 01, 2013

New Year, New Job

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A few months ago my friend and supervisor left my place of employment to take a better job at a competitor. Someone else was elevated to hi...
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Thursday, August 23, 2012

I Think Jim Joyce is Square with the Universe Now

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Umpire Jim Joyce is best known for royally fucking Armando Galarraga's "perfect game" but now he’s done something to more tha...
Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Why I Believe What I Believe

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Most of you know me as a pretty logical guy, too smart to believe in nonsensical things such as horrorscopes, ghosts, psychics and anything ...
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Saturday, June 02, 2012

Sure Took You Long Enough

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The 8-thousand and twentieth time is the charm. The New York Mets have their first no-hitter in franchise history. My father and I have a ...
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Saturday, May 21, 2011

The Universe Gets Revenge On Those Who Get Revenge on Their Mothers

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A few years ago Mama Poop thought she was doing something nice for me when she bought me a huge soup pot. But because of the size of our kit...
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Friday, September 25, 2009

Paulo's Book Club: "Fooled by Randomness"

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A funny thing about life, two people can look at the same thing, and see it completely differently. And that's why I didn't like ...
Friday, August 07, 2009

Mazel Tov to Big Pelf

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Mets starting pitcher Mike Pelfrey and his wife welcoming a new baby boy this week. And here's where the Universe started to have some f...
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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I Guess Her Time Was Up

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An Italian woman who escaped death when she arrived too late at Rio airport to catch Air France flight 447 to Paris ran out of luck when she...
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Thursday, January 15, 2009

The Universe is Working Overtime

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A few months ago I got an e-mail from a guy who lived on my floor freshman year of college, after not speaking to him for about 10 years. We...
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

The Universe Brings Me a Funny Hat

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I frequently carry on about the strange powers of the universe (I think this story would qualify as what people like Oprah call "the la...
Friday, December 05, 2008

The Universe Gives Mrs. Poop Candy

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I have often rambled on about the strange ability of the Universe to bring us exactly what we need and deserve. During a stroll through CVS ...