Friday, August 08, 2008

Did Anyone Else Hear?

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Ron Darling wonder which Met relief pitcher would step up and "put his finger in the dike?" I know there is another meaning to tha...
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I Guess Erin Andrews Was Really Shaken Up By All This Dress Talk

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After a newspaper reporter questioned Erin Andrews integrity by pointing out the attire she wears to games may be designed to get millionair...

I Officially Hate Rampage Jackson

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A pregnant woman who was injured when Quinton "Rampage" Jackson sideswiped her SUV last month has had a miscarriage. The woman, Ho...

Saddest Story Ever

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The Mayor of Berwyn Heights, Maryland had his home invaded by a SWAT team who tied up his mother-in-law and shot and killed his two dogs, Bl...
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Thursday, August 07, 2008

Did He Steal Juice's Gimmick?

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Mets Weekly often profiles strange or devoted Mets fans. One fan they chose to profile is a guy who goes by the name, "The King of Bru...
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A Modest Proposal

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Here's my plan to improve (not fix) the Mets: I think they should move Aaron Heilman into the starting rotation and make Pedro Martinez ...
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Celeb Sighting

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As I was parking my car in the underground garage and waiting for the slow attendant to give me my ticket, I noticed a black Escalade pullin...
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Wednesday, August 06, 2008

The First Rule of The Poop

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We don't talk about The Poop on Facebook. On Facebook I am friends with a lot of people I work with, all of whom for many reasons, do no...
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I'm Not Sure I See the Connection

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A flight attendant is suing Victoria Osteen, wife of televangelist Joel Osteen. Sharon Brown claims Victoria Osteen pushed her against the b...
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A Hole in My Heart

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After 30 years of keeping them at bay insidious cavities have invaded my heretofore perfect teeth. During my latest visit to the dentist, 2...

Song of the Week

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"Need U Bad" - Jazmine Sullivan I just love the smooth sound of this, especially on the hook. I think she sounds like Lauryn Hill.
Tuesday, August 05, 2008

TON's Kill List: Cynthia Good

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We're unveiling a new feature here on the Poop called TON's Kill List. Previously it has existed only in his demented mind but I ho...
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From Indifference To Admiration in Two Words

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I never watch SportsCenter so I don't really care too much about their anchors. I despise Stuart Scott, but towards everyone else (incl...
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Monday, August 04, 2008

Happy Birthday To My Car

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Seven years ago, I went to the dealership and picked up my first car. Seven years and 55,000 miles later, we've been through a lot toget...
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Sunday, August 03, 2008

Erin Andrews Dresses For Success

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Erin Andrews is hot, we know this. So why does it keep coming up? Pardon my pun. Mike Nadel of a newspaper in Peoria, Illinois ran into A...
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Saturday, August 02, 2008

Things I Thought Today

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Those of you who are Facebook users know all about the "status updates" where you tell people what you're doing or what you...
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Friday, August 01, 2008

Strip Club Ettiquette

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I ran across these rules of strip club ettiquette and thought I would share them: A trip to the local "Gentlemen's Club" can b...
Thursday, July 31, 2008

I'm With the Casino On This One

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Yes, Michael Wax stunk. He's the first to admit it. The 440-pound Brooklyn man said he was playing poker at the Borgata for 17 hours and...

Baseball is Poop - 108-Game Checkpoint

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With most teams playing 108 games, two-thirds of the season, now's a good time to check in on some players and forecast where their stat...
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Extraordinary Commercial

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Here's a new ad by True North: Turns out True North is a new division of Frito-Lay. They want you to taste their nuts and this "ex...