Saturday, May 07, 2011

Never Cheat On Your Wife With a Woman Who Can't Remember Where She Parked

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Hines Ward was briefly detained at gunpoint by police who thought he had stolen a car. Ward was riding in a Honda Civic at 1:30 am, when pol...
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Friday, May 06, 2011

Pippa's Purple Bra

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You knew it was going to happen. As soon as I saw Pippa Middleton killing it in that white dress at the Royal Wedding I knew she would soo...
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Why OPS is So Important

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I've spent several years trying to explain to anyone who would listen why OPS is the best stat to use to evaluate baseball players. Batt...
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Thursday, May 05, 2011

Best Hematoma Ever?

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Anyone who knows me knows I have an unhealthy obession with hematomas. It all started while watching a Holyfield-Rahman fight with JLeary a...
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Wednesday, May 04, 2011

He Was Much Funnier When He Was Doing Hot-Foots

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Former Mets pitcher Roger McDowell was always known as the team prankster for his jokes, including his famous hot foot demonstration on the ...

Song of the Week

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"Beast of Burden" - Rolling Stones I'm not a big fan of the Stones but if I had to pick one song, I'd probably choose this...
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Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Samuel L. Jackson Comments on the Death of Usama Bin Laden and his Son

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Reached late last night for comment on the deaths of Usama Bin Laden, his son and two of his brothers, here is what the great actor Samuel L...
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Monday, May 02, 2011

Usama Bin Laden Sleeps with the Fishes

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I think President Obama watched "The Godfather" this weekend. Because he took care of a lot of Obama family business. He went af...
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The Biggest Oops Ever

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The Poop has received thousands of hits over the years from horny people looking at this picture of Norah O'Donnell. Now Norah O'Don...
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I Think They Got the Wrong Shipment

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Why the hell does my local Shop Rite in New Jersey have an abundance of bagged roasted peanuts adorned with the logos of the Baltimore Oriol...
Saturday, April 30, 2011

The $10,000 Uranus Joke

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A few weeks ago Billy excitedly texted me imploring me to put on "America's Funniest Videos." He thought I would enjoy the vi...
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Friday, April 29, 2011

Things I Thought Today

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Why didn't Zach Randolph try this hard when he was on the Knicks? Notice I didn't say "why didn't Zach Randolph play this ...
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Royal Pain in the Ass

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For years I have said the princess myth is the most dangerous thing we teach our young girls. Here's why: practically from birth, every ...
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Thursday, April 28, 2011

Albert Haynesworth Uses the "I Don't Even Like Black Girls" Defense

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Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth is fat, lazy, surly, overpaid and evidently his opinion of himself is just as inflated as his f...
Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Song of the Week

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"Roll Up" - Wiz Khalifa I did it again. I trashed an artist to JLeary then enjoyed his next song without knowing it was the same ...
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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Seems Like Brandon Marshall Had it Coming

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The Denver Post had an amazing timeline showing the various off-field incidents in the life of Brandon Marshall. I will condense it here: ...
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Monday, April 25, 2011

Hope is a Good Thing

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"Even a journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step." - Ancient Chinese Proverb. My knee-jerk reaction to the Knicks sweep at ...

Baseball is Poop

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Good Idea if Done Right, Bad One if Done Wrong Bud Selig announcing this week there is a strong possibility one wild card team in each leagu...
Saturday, April 23, 2011

Look What the Cat Dragged In

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A quiet California neighborhood is being terrorized by Dusty the Klepto Kitty. My favorite part is Dusty coming down the street with a bra h...
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Friday, April 22, 2011

Poker's Black Friday

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On Friday the U.S. government shut down Full Tilt Poker and Poker Stars effectively outlawing online poker in the U.S. Several years ago Con...
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