Jessica Biel Plays a Stripper in a New Movie

Jessica Biel plays a stripper in "Powder Blue" and here's an awesome look at how she got ready for the role.



Update: it has been confirmed that Jessica Biel will show her tits in this movie.

Jessica Biel's Ass

Jessica Biel made an awesome guest appearance on Saturday Night Live this week, presumably to keep an eye on her boyfriend Justin Timberlake. Gay-T appears on SNL pretty much every week, probably because he is gay with Andy Samberg.
Anyway, Samberg was playing annoying comic book heroine Kathy, JT was her boyfriend, that is until Biel walked in playing Jessica Rabbit.






That costume started the biggest debate in the history of the internet.
Is that ass real? There is a lot you can do with costume, and I agree she is sticking her ass our as she walks, but she has to be padding that thing.
I mean in these pictures her ass is big and round (in a good way) but nothing like that. I have to assume she's using performance enhancing substances.

Jessica Biel Simulates Fellatio

Do I know how to write headlines or what? Who wouldn't look at this picture after reading that?
Apparently this picture was taken on the set of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and someone had a sausage link just laying around.
So Jessica Biel got down on her knees and pretended she was about to blow the lucky piece of meat.

I Have No Regrets, If That Counts for Anything

Back in 2000, when she was just 17, Jessica Biel posed for this racy spread for Gear Magazine.
She was trying to shed her good-girl image (she was on "7th Heaven" at the time) by shedding her clothes.
Now she regrets it.
"That photoshoot was just a really bad decision on my part and I got myself involved with people who weren't thinking about me and were instead thinking about what kind of a story they could get out of it. I learned a whole lot from the experience, so it was definitely a blessing in disguise."
I don't see how she could look at these pictures and have an ounce of regret. Does she really think she'd be as successful as she is today without these pictures? Doesn't she realize most of her fans first saw her when they were jerking off to this spread?

This is the Remix

Justin Timberlake remixes his most famous and best song for a get out the vote ad.



I still can't believe that douche is banging Jessica Biel.

Jessica Biel Has a Great Ass

And a special treat for jusTON

Chuck and Larry Love the Mets

Kevin James and Adam Sandler visited Shea Stadium Sunday to promote their new movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry."
Chuck and Larry seems like a predictable funny Sandler movie with some requisite gay humor and other jokes thrown in before a happy/cheesy ending.
The movie could stand out from his last 5 movies though thanks to the incredibly hot Jessica Biel.
She takes her clothes off because they're wet, she makes Sandler touch her boobies and she wears glasses. She also dons a reeeeee-dick-ulous catwoman costume at a Halloween party. I think the gimmick is that she is trying to out them (as straight) but I'm not sure yet.



Back to the baseball game. Kevin James is a Mets fan, Sandler has always been a Yankees fan, but Sandler agreed to let Chuck and Larry be Mets fans, and at Shea, Sandler wore a Mets shirt. They took batting practice before the game, they met some of the players and they visited the booth during the game.
Keith talked to Sandler about a blister Sandler got on his finger during batting practice and James said "I always get a blister right here" and he pointed to the center of his palm. Keith missed the joke and answered seriously.
They stuck around for a whole inning (top and bottom), told a few more jokes (several fat jokes about Kevin James), Gary Cohen acted like he never heard of either them and then they want back to their seats in the front row. A couple innings later they were featured on "Kiss Cam" on the Diamond Vision, they gave a fake kiss.

Jeter - Biel Update

We previously told you that Derek Jeter was banging Jessica Biel. Now we have photographic proof (two of them on the beach together) and boy are we glad we do.

Some Guys Have All the Luck

Distressing news, that Derek Jeter is now banging Jessica Biel. Believe it or not there is quite an age difference, Jeter is 32, and Biel is only 24 though she's been in the spotlight for a while, she burst onto the scene as a teenager in 7th Heaven. Because Biel has already been the subject of not one, but two great Paul's Poop pictorials, I won't bother posting another set of photos. I just hope Jeter thanks whatever God he prays to for giving him so much god damn good luck.

Back By Popular Demand

Of all the posts I've made on this blog (nearly 1500) few have captured the imaginations, sped the blood pressure and shrunk the pants of our reeadership the way the Jessica Biel post did.
Several of you came up to me and said things like "damn that bitch fine, ain't she" or "I never knew she showed nipple, what magazine were those pics in?" or "I'd like to stick in her ass." Experienced Poop readers can guess who said that last one.
I decided to reprise the lovely Ms. Biel with some photos of her from the new issue of Vanity Fair.

$30,000 Well Spent

Some dude paid $30,000 for a lunch date with Jessica Biel.
In an audio message, Biel said, "I promise, I'm a cheap date."
The auction was part of "Mollypalooza" an event to raise money to help Molly Bloom, a teenager who lost her leg in a prom night limousine accident.
Bloom was run over and dragged about 38 feet by a Hummer stretch limousine on May 13, police said. Limousine driver Stanley D. Sample, 38, faces a misdemeanor charge of careless driving resulting in serious bodily injury.