I Guess I Wasn't the Only One Smitten With Pippa

Pippa Middleton's ass-hugging white dress caught the attention of the entire world. One British guy may have gone too far. He told his girlfriend Pippa's ass (they call it a bum over there) was better than hers, and bitch went crazy and defaced his car.



"Is Pippa's bum still better than mine?"

Thank god Mrs. Poop is a little more understanding.



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Ok, That's More Like It

When I posted the picture of Pippa Middleton in a purple bra, I expressed disappointment if that was the most scandalous photo of her we could find.

It wasn't. In 2006 she went to Ibiza with William and Kate. They were having some fun on a boat and evidently someone took some pictures.



There are two photos of Pippa with her top off. She might be sunbathing, she might be adjusting her bikini top. Unfortunately, you don't even see much more than a little side boobie action, but this will have to hold us over til better comes along.

They are NSFW so I link to them here:
Picture of Pippa Middleton topless
Picture of Pippa Middleton topless

Pippa's Purple Bra

You knew it was going to happen. As soon as I saw Pippa Middleton killing it in that white dress at the Royal Wedding I knew she would soon become the object of lust for the entire world. And anything she ever did that was slightly questionable or embarrassing was going to come out.

The best they could do was this picture of Pippa dancing in purple bra and a white skirt with some dude rubbing his boner on her.



I'm actually quite disappointed with this photo and upset that this is the best we could do. You would see more on the beach -- in a one-piece. But because this is the type of content you expect from me I felt compelled to bring it to you even though it falls well below by normal standards of sexiness.

Here's what Pippa looks like a on a normal day, somewhere in between Royal Wedding attire and half-naked dancing: