Now She's Gone Too Far

If Miley Cyrus wants to ride a wrecking ball naked, that's her business. If she wants to scratch her itchy diseased vagina with a foam finger while Alan Thicke's creepy son watches, I understand, it's all in the name of publicity. And if she wants to light up a joint on stage just because she's in Amsterdamn, that is her legal right.
But when she dresses up like a two-bit hooker with the faces of 2Pac and Biggie on her flat disgusting ass, that's when I have to say something.
Real musicians, who achieved success and fame through their talents, not through a ridiculous circus freak show of publicity stunts; real artists who created meaningful music with a story to tell and a lesson to learn, shouldn't have their images desecrated in this way.
I'd say Biggie and 2Pac and rolling over in their graves but I know they are chilling on an island somewhere with no idea who the fuck this dirty little skank even is.

She Swallowed Her G-String

Kanye West once rapped about a girl who has "got an ass that'll swallow up a G-string." He may have found his dream girl. Kanye and Kim Kardashian went out to dinner and she wore a bra, and a see-through skirt.

And her giant ass stretched the skirt out so that you could see she wasn't wearing underwear, except for the unlikely possibility of a g-string completely swallowed by her mammoth ass cheeks.

Ok, That's More Like It

When I posted the picture of Pippa Middleton in a purple bra, I expressed disappointment if that was the most scandalous photo of her we could find.

It wasn't. In 2006 she went to Ibiza with William and Kate. They were having some fun on a boat and evidently someone took some pictures.



There are two photos of Pippa with her top off. She might be sunbathing, she might be adjusting her bikini top. Unfortunately, you don't even see much more than a little side boobie action, but this will have to hold us over til better comes along.

They are NSFW so I link to them here:
Picture of Pippa Middleton topless
Picture of Pippa Middleton topless

Pippa's Purple Bra

You knew it was going to happen. As soon as I saw Pippa Middleton killing it in that white dress at the Royal Wedding I knew she would soon become the object of lust for the entire world. And anything she ever did that was slightly questionable or embarrassing was going to come out.

The best they could do was this picture of Pippa dancing in purple bra and a white skirt with some dude rubbing his boner on her.



I'm actually quite disappointed with this photo and upset that this is the best we could do. You would see more on the beach -- in a one-piece. But because this is the type of content you expect from me I felt compelled to bring it to you even though it falls well below by normal standards of sexiness.

Here's what Pippa looks like a on a normal day, somewhere in between Royal Wedding attire and half-naked dancing: