Now They've Gone Too Far

I have noticed for some time that grocery store receipts keep getting longer and longer. There are more promotional messages, and details about discounts than ever before.
But never I had I received a receipt as long as the one from the day Mrs. Poop and I did our Passover shopping at Shop Rite. We spent so much money we qualified for 3 free 5-lb packages of Matzo. So that took up some space on the receipt, but this is ridiculous.



We actually measured it, 43 inches. 43 inches! For what is essentially a list of groceries. There has to be a better way to notify shoppers about what they saved without killing 50 trees.