Showing posts with label maria menounos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label maria menounos. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 07, 2012

One Good Thing Came Out of the Giants Winning the Super Bowl

If there is one bright spot in this whole Giants winning the Super Bowl debacle, this is it.

Maria Menounos in a Giants bikini
dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Poop favorite Maria Menounos lost a bet with fellow "Extra" correspondent AJ Calloway. As a result she had to wear a bikini in Times Square.
I'm sure she's really upset about the chance to show off her awesome body and get her picture all over the internet.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Like Elmer Fudd Sitting on a Juicer

Maria Menounos is one of my favorite chicks to look at, she's got it all (and by all I mean tits and ass), but listening to her is another matter entirely. She has the worst laugh of anyone I've ever heard.
Her laugh is so bad I really don't think I could do anything with her other than cheap meaningless sex. I can't imagine saying one funny thing, or even having a nervous awkward moment around her, because if I heard that laugh I'd run the other way.
So you've got the awful laugh on one hand, and these pictures and those physical attributes on the other side of the ledger, would you be able to marry Maria Menounos?







photo credit to SCZA

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Super Bowl Media Day Hottie: Maria Menounos

The hottest chick by far at Super Bowl Media Day was Access Hollywood's Maria Menounos. I could write a sonnet about how much I love Menounos, actually I have, and I hope she never finds that notebook. She is definitely one of the 10, nay 5, hottest women in the world. What makes her even hotter is that she knows she's hot and that she doesn't have to dress like a whore to get attention, especially not on media day. And the fact that she wore a Tom Brady jersey made her look attainable (even though she's not), making her even hotter.