Dad I'm Jesus Christ

Those of you with or without children you'll understand.
Mrs. Poop and I were quizzing Chase one day and asked him what is full name is.
He replied "Chase Brennan come here."
But we are not alone, the great Bill Cosby presaged this in his landmark "Himself" special nearly 30 years ago.

Who Do You Love?

While Chase was driving his favorite Car, "Sarge" on my head and leg, we decided to ask him a few questions:

Whom do you love more, mommy or Sarge?
Sarge!
Whom do you love more, daddy or Sarge?
Sarge!
Whom do you love more, Diesel or Sarge?
Deezo!

True story