Showing posts with label minka kelly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label minka kelly. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Which Would You Rather Have?

It's pretty well-documented that Derek Jeter has the best life of anyone, anywhere, ever. Jeter just moved into a new mansion in Davis Islands near Tampa, Florida. It is in this home where he has sex with Minka Kelly.
But I would say if you had only half of what he had, you'd still be doing much better than most. But which half would you take?

30,875 square foot mansion
34-23-33 girlfriend





Friday, February 04, 2011

Minka Kelly's Pretty Pink Panties

Minka Kelly, the hottest woman alive, absolutely killing it in another photo shoot, this one from GQ.




This is all to promote her newest movie, "The Roommate" co-starring Leighton Meister. It's an updated, college version of "Single White Female" only with hotter chicks.



The strange thing is, Meester who plays second fiddle to Blake Lively on "Gossip Girl" now plays the less pretty friend of Minka. But in a strange way she kind of looks like her. If this works out she could play her psycho sister in the next movie.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Who Wore It Best?

When I saw Minka Kelly's sexy photo shoot in Esquire (she was named their sexiest woman in the world, deservedly) I knew the outfit looked familiar. Jamie Lynn-Sigler rocked a similar get-up in Maxim.

So who wore the white blouse, black bra better?








Btw, Minka revealed in that interview with Esquire, her mom was a stripper. Too bad she didn't follow in those footsteps.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Derek Jeter Has the Best Life

When Derek Jeter is not winning World Series he's out cavorting on beaches with some of the hottest women in the world. This offseason he's with Poop favorite Minka Kelly.

Derek Jeter is so fucking lucky
Minka Kelly is so fuckin hot

Three years ago he was doing the same thing with Jessica Biel.

now Jessica Biel is slumming with Justin Timberlake
WOW!

Also this offseason Jeter is shooting a Will Ferrell movie in which he wears a wig and plays a homeless guy.



And if that's not enough Jeter for you Sports Illustrated put together a gallery of some of the best Jeter pics.

Jeter probably banged all of them
Jeter and A-Rod, gay together

Friday, January 16, 2009

She's Back

My beloved Minka Kelly (the hottest celebrity going right now, Meadow included) returns tonight as the third season of "Friday Night Lights" begins on NBC.
In case you don't know this part two of one of the greatest experiments in TV history.
FNL was on the verge of cancellation because of bad ratings, despite critical acclaim. But DirecTV swooped in with a deal. It would split costs with NBC in exchange for the rights to air the entire season before the first episode ever aired on NBC.
So the season of FNL beginning tonight on NBC has already been aired to DirecTV subscribers who are asked not issue spoilers.

Minka Kelly as Lyla Garrity
nice socks

Friday, January 11, 2008

Friday Night Lights Can't Get It Right

Friday Night Lights, struggling to survive, has made another huge misstep.
Although this Variety article from last month says the writer's strike is actually helping the show because they still have episodes left while most shows are in reruns (5 left including tonight's).
The show's producers have fallen back on every lame TV gimmick to try to boost ratings (though thankfully they didn't overdo the tornado gimmick, and just when they had a good thing going, they wrote Kim Smith off the show.
They still have Lyla Garrity played by the incredibly hot Minka Kelly, but instead of keeping her as a two-timing slut bag in bra and panties, they turned her into a Jesus loving goody-two shoes.
But the most preposterous thing they've done is try to make us feel sorry for Tim Riggans. He moved out of his brother's house, then stayed with Tyra and her stripper sister. Then he moved in with the meth maker, and after that in with Coach Taylor until he got caught in a compromising position with Julie.
Now he has no place else to go.
And we're supposed to feel sorry for him?
Not gonna happen. We remember that last season he banged Lyla Garrity.
I'd gladly sleep on the streets if I had thoughts of sex with Lyla Garrity to keep me warm at night.
Judging from these pictures, I'd say you'd be hard-pressed to disagree with me.












Thanks to the folks at Barstoolsports for the photo gallery of Minka Kelly. It has a lot more pictures and it is completely safe for work. We know they're jerks but they're incredible at compiling comprehensive photo galleries of hot chicks.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

TV's Best New Hottie

Of all the hot news hotties on TV this year, the hottest is Lyla Garrity on Friday Night Lights. Played by Minka Kelly, Lyla has stolen our hearts with her southern girl charm, and turned us on with her good girl gone bad sluttiness.









Which Minka do you prefer? Blonde or brunette?




You can see all the clips of Lyla and Tim on Youtube, and if you scan ahead to 3:30 in this clip you will see Lyla's panties.



For some reason Minka is good friends with that douchebag Donald Faison but it's not clear if they are dating, or if they ever were.