We All Have Our Words

I cannot say cholesterol. When I say it fast in a sentence it comes out like "Clestrol." Evidently Fred Smoot can't say "extraordinary."
But that's only a small part of the wonder of Smoot evidenced in this clip.



And the tour of his house is even better.

Welcome Back

The Redskins resigned Fred Smoot to a 5 year $25 million dollar contract.
"I thought it was a mistake to leave," Smoot said. "Not many people get a second chance to make it right. ... This is my home. I don't have to learn any new coaches. I don't have to learn any new city. It's just like moving back in that old room at my momma's house."
"I never really got comfortable there [in Minnesota]," Smoot said. "I always felt like a stepchild. .. Every time I got going, something happened. My brother died, the boat situation, the car accident. So a lot of stuff happened, and it humbled me in life."

How many double sided dildos can a man buy with $25 million?