Erin Andrews Bites Julianne Hough's Style

As Erin Andrews continues to parlay the "horrible invasion of her privacy" into mainstream fame and success she continues dancing.
This week on "Dancing with the Stars," her and her partner Maks (whom she is banging, they admitted as much on the show) performed to Chuck Berry's "C'est La Vie (You Never Can Tell)" while dressed as Mia Wallace and Vincent Vega from "Pulp Fiction."





I understand they are limited in things they can choose when the theme is movie songs, but did they have to do the exact same thing as Julianne Hough (aka Jew-Ho) and Apollo Anton Ohno (aka Apollo Anton Plano) did a few seasons ago. At least Andrews got a little adventerous with it and showed off some boobies.





I don't understand why neither EA nor Jew-Ho was adventurous enough to wear a black wig like Uma Thurman. I mean if you are going to go with a wig you might as well do something transformative to give us the fantasy of a completely different hot chick.

New Dancing with the Stars Cast

I guess Erin Andrews is giving up on the whole serious journalism thing. Despite her claims that the whole nude video thing was a complete embarrassment capable of ruining her career. She seems perfectly willing to take advantage of the opportunities afforded to her when she became a household name overnight simply by standing in her hotel room looking hot. Ask Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton and they’ll tell you Erin took the easy way out. I guarantee Andrews will once again be willing to show off her smoking ass, in Keibler-esque outfits.



Others who will be dancing with Andrews:

Kate Gosselin – I’m so sick of her at this point. She behaved irresponsibly, took advantage of her kids, acted like a bitch, chased her husband away and somehow people still care about her.

Kate Gosselin’s hair extensions – anything is better than a mullet

Chad Ochocinco – I understand he’s refreshingly different, but the problem is he isn’t all that funny. Most of his stunts don’t amuse me, they’re just designed to get attention for himself. He was pretty good on Hard Knocks but when idiots really expect him to change his name back after getting dominated by Revis, you know his cult has gone too far.

Pamela Anderson – a washed-up disease-riddled skank

Nicole Scherzinger – an absolute smoking hottie, whom I’ve written about before. Her exotic look and dance background could make her a winner.




Btw, Erin Andrews also has a dance background dating back to her days on the University of Florida Dance Team, the Dazzlers.



Evan Lysacek – Olympic hero, might have an advantage because of his figure skating background which teaches him to set a routine to music. Confirms suspicions that Johnny Weir is not the only gay U.S. male figure skater

Buzz Aldrin – They always need someone elderly but I feel badly that a true American hero is stooping to this level

Shannen Doherty – It’s not 1991 anymore

Niecy Nash, Aiden Turner, Jake Pavelka – the girl from the Insider, a soap guy and the Bachelor, complete non-factors all

We Need to See the Rest of These Tapes

The man who stalked ESPN reporter Erin Andrews and shot nude videos of her through a hotel room peephole videotaped 16 other women including female sports reporters and TV personalities, according to court documents.
A sentencing memo filed Monday in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles says Michael Barrett uploaded videos of 16 other women to an online account.
The filing noted that Andrews wants the 48-year-old insurance executive to pay her about $335,000 in restitution.
Prosecutors claim that 32 videos provided by DailyMotion.com show Barrett "victimized approximately 16 other women in almost precisely the same way that he victimized" Andrews. They did not identify the women.

This is like cruel and unusual punishment who are they?
Just because the guy got caught doesn't mean his work should be destroyed.
Plus we didn't do anything wrong, why should we have to suffer?
The names on this list are going to become more sought-after than the list of baseball players who failed a steroids test during the survey season.

I hope ESPN's Jenn Brown is on the list. ESPN is grooming her for the day when Erin Andrews gets too big for her britches (coming pretty soon because she was probably wearing a tiny g-string under these pants) and demands an outrageous contract.

Hotel Clerks Presumably Also in Cahoots with Erin Andrews's Videographer

The guy who taped Erin Andrews naked has been arrested and we are learning more about his scheme -- and thus far nothing to incriminate Andrews as being in on it.

Michael David Barrett was actually arrested for this "crime" and the whole thing kind of reminds me of George Costanza's famous speech in "The Fire."

"Instead of castigating me you should all be thanking me. What kind of topsy-turvy world do we live in where heroes are cast as villains, brave men, as cowards."

Note: his entire speech begins at about 55 seconds of this clip



Barrett risked his personal freedom to perform a great service to mankind and by all accounts never profited from his selfless act.

If we are to hold anyone responsible it should be the hotel clerks who granted Barrett's request when he asked for the room next to Erin Andrews.

I mean seriously how do you work at a hotel for even five minutes and think it's a good idea to grant someone's request for the room next to a hot sexy bitch like Erin Andrews. The only way I can understand it is if Barrett paid them a huge bribe.

Based on her actions in the clip (who straightens her hair naked?), all the hoopla and attention she garnered, as well as her faux outrage, I thought for a minute Andrews might have covertly or possibly overtly been involved in this scheme. But I am now starting to doubt that and I'm ready to believe she really was victimized by a crazed stalker.

A crazed stalker, through whose efforts we were able to see Erin Andrews's titties, but a crazed stalker nonetheless.

Where Were the Sign Police On This One?

After recent events you knew horny college kids would get creative with their signs on College Gameday. Even though ESPN does have a sign police, this type of thing is impossible to stop.



"Hey Erin, I eat pussy...well."
Kind of crude if you ask me. I still prefer the classic and clever Lee Corso sign.

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Erin Andrews Lives Out Her Locker Room Gang Bang Fantasy

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Erin Andrews 911 Call

Our favorite naked sportscaster called 911 because some paparazzi were camped outside her house in her gated community.
First thing she says is "I'm all over the news." And she seems disappointed the dispatcher has never heard of her.

Every Sports Bloggers' Dream

A video surfaced on the internet of Erin Andrews naked in her hotel room.
Click here to watch but it is very NSFW.

The video was taken through the peephole of a hotel room door (I didn't know you could really get a clear image shooting that way) and you can see her pussy, then tits and finally her face, and it sure looks a lot like Erin Andrews.

Her lawyer even released a statement admitting it is her.

So wow, there's a peephole video of Erin Andrews naked on the internet -- and as expected she has a pretty dope body. While I feel badly for her for being violated in this way, I've always wanted to see her naked.

But I wonder how this is possible. Beyond the questions about how to shoot the wrong way through a peephole, I also wonder why she was walking around the room stark naked, then approaching the door. And how long was this guy out in front of her room with a camera pointed at the peephole? Wouldn't he have been there for hours just waiting for her to walk up the door? And how could he even know she likes to walk around naked? I think most people go right from the shower to get dressed without prancing around in the nude. But I guess most people don't have tits like those.

Thanks to SCZA for the link. SCZA points to more videos here.

Rey Maualuga Takes a Page out of Pizza Parlor Derek's Book

Emboldened by his team's awesome Rose Bowl performance over the Penn State Shittaly Lions, USC linebacker Rey Maualuga saw Erin Andrews standing on the sideline and tried to USC PPD's old 1:30 AM Darwin's move on her.



Sorry Rey, that only works only the drunken sluts at Darwin's. You're gonna need a little more to impress a classy broad like Erin Andrews.

Speaking of PPD, his New Year's Resolution was to revive the Pizza Parlor. And if past performance is any indication of future results, this resolution will have fizzled out before we reach February.

Another Great Thing I Learned From Erin Andrews

Erin Andrews is now the spokesgirl for a website offering cool photos for college sports fans.



Replayphotos.com offers pictures not just of sports but also shots from around campus.
For Syracuse there's this memorable picture of Jim Boeheim cutting down the net after winning the national title...



and this great shot of a snow covered quad in front of Hendricks Chapel...



But I still prefer this picture.

Good News, Bad News

7-year-old Garrett Monroe experienced the highs and lows in life while watching his beloved Cincinnati Bearcats beat South Florida 24-10.
Garrett was seated in the corner of the end zone and when Cincinnati's Marshawn Gilyard went barreling into the stands, he landed on Garrett.
Gilyard then cradled the crying boy in his arms.
Garrett was not hurt, and any discomfort he did feel was quickly soothed when he got to meet Erin Andrews. Trust me, the video is worth watching, stick with it through the ads and highlights.

I Guess Erin Andrews Was Really Shaken Up By All This Dress Talk

After a newspaper reporter questioned Erin Andrews integrity by pointing out the attire she wears to games may be designed to get millionaire baseball players to notice her, Andrews reacted angrily, and didn't change a thing.
This is the outfit she wore while covering the Yankees-Rangers game (you didn't think she was gonna miss a chance to get ogled by Jeter and A-Rod did you?). Unfortunately, full-length shot not available.

Erin Andrews Dresses For Success

Erin Andrews is hot, we know this. So why does it keep coming up? Pardon my pun. Mike Nadel of a newspaper in Peoria, Illinois ran into Andrews in the Cubs clubhouse before a game and thought her presence and the reaction to it warranted a column.

"Erin Andrews, the ESPN “it” babe who clearly isn’t afraid to flaunt it, sauntered around the visiting clubhouse, flitting from one Cubs player to another. Her skimpy outfit — designed to accentuate her, um, positives — had players leering at her. Some made lewd comments under their breath. Others giggled like 12-year-olds. More on that later, as the scene was just one part of Bizarro Wednesday at Miller Park.

Moments later, the blonde reporter was chatting with Alfonso Soriano. At one point, she placed her hand suggestively on Soriano’s left biceps. Was I reading too much into all this? I don’t think so. I’ve been a paid observer for a long time ... and I wasn’t exactly the only one who noticed. As two Cubs stood near their lockers, one asked the other: “Hot? Or just attractive? Does she do anything for you?” The inquisitor then made eye contact with me as if saying — to use a term my uncle might have — “Hubba-hubba!”

This went on for at least an hour. Finally, Piniella emerged from his office, ready for his dugout media session. As he turned the corner, there was Andrews in all of her bare-legged, high-heeled, low-necklined glory. “Hey, hey, hey! Look at this!” Piniella said, loudly and excitedly. “Are you doing a baseball game today or a modeling assignment?”

Did she really feel playing the sexpot was necessary to practice journalism? She is good-looking enough and has enough of a high-profile job that she would get plenty of interviews and attention even if she showed up in a burlap sack."

A couple points about this before we move on to Erin's response and then the pictures (of Erin Andrews! yay!):

1) It does seem a little weird that she is now wearing dresses as opposed to more traditional female TV reporter attire like a pants-suit, but it is the summer and she's working outdoors.
2) Guys will be guys, it's not her fault guys want to ogle her. I guess the real judgment here is how much she courts this attention and how much she shuns it. I'd guess a little more courting than Andrews would have us believe.
3) The burlap sack remark is 100% accurate. The fact is, she's a gorgeous woman, even in that burlap sack she'd look great and guys would leer at her. It's not the dresses that demand the attention, it's the body in the dresses.

Erin felt strongly enough that her journalistic intergrity was being questioned so she fired back with a statement full of lies:

“These players are not into me like that. (Lie #1) If anything, I think these guys look at me like a little sister or one of the guys. (Lie #2) I don’t look at myself as a sex object. (Lie #3) I’ve never carried myself in that way. (Lie #4) I’m a girl that loves sports. I’m a tomboy. That’s the last thing on my mind when I’m in the clubhouse — worrying about players checking me out. I’m no dummy. I’m conscious that every day I have to prove myself. Being a woman, I thought at some point we were all past this. I’m not going to change. I can’t change. ESPN puts me on the best games not because of the way I look (lie #5), but because they trust me. The cool thing for me is that I trust ESPN with everything I have. I think that if I was conducting myself in a wrong manner, this would have been an issue a long time ago.”

It's true that she doesn't behave in an egregiously inappropriate way but she knows she's hot, everyone knows she's hot and she's happy to take advantage of that fact when it suits her needs.

I do feel badly that she has to deal with this constantly but there's a lot worse things to have to deal with.

Erin Andrews's Dress Helps Cancer Patients

Humorous exchange between Erin Andrews, Dave O'Brien and Rick Sutcliffe, where Sutcliffe basically says "the hell with my cancer treatment, let's talk more about Erin's dress."

Sutcliffe
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I don't have a problem with telling a woman at work that she looks nice, but that's where it should end. In any other line of work Sutcliffe may have taken this too far. I know we can't pity Erin Andrews because she has a great life, a great job, she's gorgeous and everyone loves her, but she does have to put up with a lot of shit. We know she's hot, we got eyes, you don't need to keep bringing it up.

Erin Andrews Loves College Basketball

An enterprising Kansas fan holds up a sign which says "Erin Andrews Loves the HardWood."

He Should Have Said They Were Grabbing His Ass

Bruce Pearl explains (and demonstrates on Erin Andrews) Memphis's defensive strategy against Chris Lofton.



Btw, I hope all the Poopheads watched this game, it was really exciting, and as opposed to many college games, it was very well played.

Erin Andrews Dispels the Boob Grab Rumor

Perhaps the one post in the history of the Poop that has generated the most traffic is the one of an Iowa student reportedly grabbing Erin Andrew's boob.
In an interview with Extra Mustard, she explains the incident:

"For a while there was a question about whether it was real or photoshopped. And it was CLEARLY photoshopped because I know exactly how it happened. I was taking a photo with a young girl, maybe 4 or 5 years old, so I was bending over to take the shot and that Iowa kid obviously photoshopped himself in that spot. So it was this huge stir, but if you look at his arm, it's at such an awkward angle anyway. And believe me, if that picture was real, he wouldn't have left the arena with his camera because it would've been lodged somewhere else."

Kudos to the photoshopper who baffled jusTON, the Poop's computer expert, with his masterful photoshopping of his hand on Erin's tit.

The Real Story Behind Pitino's Suit Change

Rick Pitino wore a white suit for the first half of Louisville's upset of Georgetown on Saturday night. He changed at halftime and told Erin Andrews that he spilled Diet Coke on the suit.
But yesterday on PTI he told Tony and Wilbon that he had an underpants problem. The shirt, pants and jacket were all white, but he didn't have proper underpants. He claims that during halftime he noticed that as he was starting to sweat his blue underpants were showing through his suit, and that's the real reason he changed.

Erin Andrews Eats a Sandwich

I have no good reason to post this picture of Erin Andrews eating a sandwich, except that it sort of looks like something else. Draw your own conclusion. If you want something substantial on Erin check out this interview she did with a blog. But for some reason this douche didn't ask Erin if the famous Iowa boob grab picture is real.

How Erin Andrews Gets the Exclusive Interviews

Patrick White’s not one to kiss and tell.

The West Virginia quarterback received what appeared to be a hug and a peck on the cheek from ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews a few seconds after a postgame interview Saturday at Puskar Stadium.

“That’s between me and her,” White said, a little shocked that someone caught the interlude, before breaking into a sly smile.

A few seconds later, he volunteered, “I almost fainted when she came up to me.”

Unfortunately for White, he didn't get to grab her boobs.