Those Aren't Brains

Pokernews.com's Caitlyn Howe interviewed poker player Jonathan Jaffe after day 3 of WPT Montreal, an event he went on to win.
Clearly Howe was not hired because of her poker knowledge, her reporting skills and certainly not her bullshit detector.



"I'm working for the core of engineers in Vermont, I'm studying, there's an indigenous population of squirrels that are being eaten by a new invasive species of bird."
"That's incredible. What a virtuous pursuit."

There are two big reasons she got the job. You can see them here.



And here.



But she was not the only one to get duped by Jaffe. The ESPN crew (technically an outside production company working in association with ESPN) broadcasting the 2013 World Series of Poker Main Event got fooled.



Jaffe ended up finishing 42nd and ESPN eventually admitted its gaffe in not fact checking Jaffe and not giving the photoshopped picture of him feeding a dolphin closer inspection.

Enough about him, this post is really about Caitlyn Howe.

Giselle In Training

Last year after the Super Bowl the hottest Patriot wife, Giselle, popped off angrily about the other Patriots, including Wes Welker, being unable to catch the ball.
After the AFC Championship game this year, it was the second hottest Patriot wife, Anna Burns Welker who ran her mouth off on Facebook:

"Proud of my husband and the Pats. By the way, if anyone is bored, please go to Ray Lewis' Wikipedia page. 6 kids 4 wives. Acquitted for murder. Paid a family off. Yay. What a hall of fame player! A true role model!"

She later apologized but Ray Lewis responded anyway, using a Bible verse of course, but not the one about the weapon. "Even a fool is counted wise until he opens his mouth."

But as far as I am concerned Mrs. Welker can do wrong. But, those aren't brains:

Shut Up And Look Hot

Giselle opens her pretty mouth and gets herself in trouble.



In case that wasn't clear she said "My husband can not f------ throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time."
Now I know the she's just standing up for her man. And I know the Giants fans were heckling her, and they are the worst scum of the earth.
But now she has created a problem for Brady who has to choose between his bitch and his boys. He's obviously not going to come and repudiate her publicly for her comments. But his teammates, especially Wes Welker, aren't going to like it.
Come to think of it, this is the first time I've heard Gisele talk. Do you know why? Because those aren't brains.
When she walks down the runway, does she talk, no. Because nobody cares what she has to say. She should just stand there and look hot, something she is very good at doing.

These Are the People Afraid of Swine Flu

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt aren't exactly the people the world should be looking to for advice during this troubling time. So when you see Heidi and Spencer on their honeymoon (in their swimsuits, her fake breasts spilling out everywhere) in Mexico wearing masks, you know there is nothing to worry about.

Because It's Fun

Serious sports types are fretting over the attention given to these latest remarks from Jessica Simpson.



While they're bickering over whether we should be talking about Jessica's trash talking they're forgetting one thing, sports is supposed to be fun. We talk about Jessica Simpson because she's hot and stupid. And there's nothing American men love more than a stupid hot chick.

No Hope For The Future

I couldn't resist taking one more jab at the poor 17 year old girl Caitlin Upton who flamed out so dramatically during the Miss Teen USA pageant.



Here is what she actually said, and it makes less sense when you read it yourself:

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because uh some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for."

At least she's pretty.