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Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears and Ryan Gosling in the Mickey Mouse Club

Guy makes a portrait of Steph Curry out of salt.

Continuing in the tradition of Dingle-Berry, Short-White-Cox and Clark-Griswold, the Sacramento Kings show they're just like many of us: they have Gay-Cousins.

Here We Go Again

Britney Spears was once again taken to a hospital this morning after another emotional breakdown of some kind.
Initial reports said Britney tried to commit suicide but those were later said to be untrue.
Hopefully this latest incident will be enough to get Britney committed so that LAPD can stop wasting manpower dragging her out of her house on a biweekly basis.
In other Britney news, in this video Britney is doing a little dance and putting on a shirt and accidentally exposing her boob (3:27 mark).

Yes, She is a Natural Disaster

Valiant effort by this Jeopardy contestant. They really should have given him half credit for this one. Btw, the category was Baby Names.

Get The Stretcher

Those famous words were uttered when The Concierge tumbled down a hill at Van Cortlandt Park and again tonight at the home of Britney Spears.
Apparently Spears refused to give her kids back to Kevin Federline who has custody of them because she kept violating court orders.
6 police cars and 2 ambulances came to her house and eventually Britney was wheeled out on a stretcher.
She has completely lost it and should lose full custody of her kids.
She should also be sent to live in my home for washed up celebrities with Mike Tyson, O.J. Simpson and Michael Jackson, all of whom are completely crazy and unfit to live in civilized society.
I don't do too much celebrity gossip, because so many other sites do it much better, so I won't even bother trying to update this story, but I felt I had to say something.

College Football Comedy

Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy wants to puke after a column questions one of his player's attitudes, because his momma was feeding him fried chicken:



ESPN announcer Mike Patrick chooses an inopportune time to reflect on one of the key social issues affecting our society today:



Thanks to Pride Pageantry Derek for unearthing these clips.

Britney Blogs

Britney Spears fresh out of rehab addresses an open letter to her fans:

"Dear Fans,
I just wanted to reach out to all of you and explain some of the things that I have been faced with recently.
It's so funny how many stories are put out there about people. It's like we all want our side of the story out there as well, but at the end of the day only a few people care to hear what is really going on since the bad is always so much more interesting than the truth. I don't know why, but this is so weird to me. I used to be angry at the tabloids for printing horrible things about me, but now I try to just be numb to what I see. I saw Tyra Banks once get really upset and cry on her show because they made her look fat. We all want a certain image of ourselves out there, and at some point we all do really care what other people think or we wouldn't be here.
Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don't think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD. I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn't know who to go to. I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.
This letter is to not place blame on anyone, although I do see the world with a completely different set of eyes now. Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid for everything was a huge learning lesson for me. I think the whole problem was letting too many people into my life. You never know another persons intentions or what another person wants. I feel I was too open and looking for answers when I had it all to begin with. I have had to cut so many people out of my life. It is so sad, because if anyone is a family person...it is me. When I was little I remember every night watching movies with my family and feeling so at peace. Dancing and singing all the time just like a little girl should. Now recently I find with my children that I want them to have that feeling all of the time. I am having to face a lot of things right now since I have children of my own. A lot of insecurities from when I was little are coming up again. It is like we are never good enough.
I know everyone thinks that I am playing the victim, but I am not and I hate what is going on right now so much. Maybe this is the reason for this letter...to maybe allow people to look at me differently. It is like when you are a real woman and say what you feel and how you think things are supposed to be, that people just say you are a "bitch."
I feel like some of the people in my life made more of some issues than was necessary. I also feel like they knew I was beginning to use my brain for a change and cut some ties, so they wanted to be in more control of my life than me. I think it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a huge divorce. I think it was a bigger issue because I had not gone out in such a long time. I am 25 and I do still have a lot to learn, and I am going to make mistakes everyday, and I am sure every mistake I make will probably be on CNN or Good Morning America. I am only human people and I love you for still loving me.
I am sitting here at home and it is 6:25 and both of my sons are asleep. I am truly blessed to have them in my life. Everyday is so surreal. Life in general is so surreal and crazy.
I just hope this letter made some of you think a little bit more of me and where I am coming from. I just want the same things in life that you want...and that is to be happy. It is just so weird because everyone has their own perception of me and how they think I really am. It is so weird how stories are told. There is your side, my side, and the truth. Somebody has to figure it out. I guess we will never really understand or figure out life completely. That's God's job. I can't wait to meet him...or her.
Love, Britney"

Britney is Back! And She's Hot Again!

Britney Spears gave an unpublicized concert at the House of Blues in San Diego Tuesday night. Word got out that it would be her, in her first concert since 2004. Even though the concert was billed as "The M&Ms" (I love M&Ms, especially those that are nuts, like Britney), many fans decided to buy tickets from scalpers.
Including this lucky guy who got a lapdance from Britney and her four slutty friends.

Does this remind anyone else of Janet Jackson's incredible performance during her HBO special from Hawaii?

Psycho

Britney attacks a car with an umbrella outside K-Fed's house after he refused to give up their kids.

Britney is Fucked Up Beyond Belief

Britney Spears is back in rehab.
Maybe she's hoping three times is a charm. The emergency custody hearing that Kevin Federline wanted has been cancelled because of the new development. There will be no custody hearing today.
Federline is concerned for Spears' welfare and wants her to get help.
This will be Spears' last chance -- if she leaves rehab before getting full treatment, Federline will immediately go to court seeking orders allowing him unquestioned full custody of the children.
Spears showed up at Federline's house last night and he wouldn't' let her in.
The kids are now in the custody of Federline and have been since last week.

We Knew This Was Coming

Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. “We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time,” Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph says.

What kind of rehab?
Crazy bitch rehab?
Fucked up child star rehab?
Bald idiot rehab?

Bald Britney

Crazy Britney Spears is at it again, this time shaving her head.

What Britney Spears Really Looks Like

Britney Spears is a tired, haggard old bag. This is what she looks like without makeup. Just horrible. I will no longer defend her and say she's hot. She's disgusting.



But I will always remember when she looked like this.

A Bit Too Far

Britney Spears admits she may have gone too far with the partying on the night she ended up showing her naked vagina to the paparazzi.

In a post on her website she says, "It's been so long since I've been out on the town with friends. It's also been 2 years since I've even celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my newfound freedom a little too far. Anyway, thank God for Victoria's Secrets' new underwear line!"

The Brit Pack

Britney Spears has formed an unholy alliance with Lindsay Lohan and her Lohan's former archnemesis, Paris Hilton. The three have recently been spotted hanging out and not wearing panties.



In these NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!! pictures, you can see Britney's naked vagina, and maybe even her C-section scar (sexy!).

We will not however see Britney in a Paris-esque sex tape (not yet) because those rumors about her and K-Fed turned out to be untrue.

Bad Influence

Britney Spears has a rebound relationship after her failed marriage to K-Fed, and it's Paris Hilton. The two have been hanging out, and as you can see from the picture -- I mean hanging out. The bright side is, maybe we'll end up seeing a Britney sex tape after all.

Britney Finally Dumps That Loser

Britney Spears filed for divorce from Kevin Federline aka K.Fed today. Don't think this was a Reese-Ryan thing, where his success started to overshadow his career. I think she just realized that he is a dirty smelly (but virile loser). She'll now be a single mother with two young kids (one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James), but I think she'll get through it. I just hope she doesn't pull a Jessica Simpson and start sleeping with everyone she can.
According to reports, Britney will not request spousal/child support and she also has a strict prenup which should prevent K.Fed from profiting too much.

We hope this means Britney will return to her former hot self instead of the barefoot in the gas station bathroom trailer park slut she was with him. She recently lost most of her baby weight and showed off her new figure on Letterman, but her hair remains fucked up.

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Naked, pregnant, raven-haired Britney Spears on the cover of Harper's Bazaar

Britney Knows a Good Idea When She Sees One

Following in the steps of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, Britney Spears is considering a Namibian birth for her next baby, a government official said Friday.
Deputy Environment and Tourism Minister Leon Jooste said officials have received an inquiry on behalf of the 24-year-old pop star, who has a 9-month-old son, Sean Preston, with husband Kevin Federline.
"She has shown interest to come over to Namibia," Jooste said by telephone from a conference in neighboring South Africa. "Nothing has been confirmed yet, but there is a definite possibility of that happening."
He declined to provide further details, saying: "She wants to come in very low profile and have some privacy. She might change her mind if we reveal too much now."

Not Mine Either

The speculation is over. Britney Spears really is pregnant again.
Spears told David Letterman she's pregnant with her second child. She told him, "Don't worry Dave, it's not yours."
This ends speculation dating back at least two weeks when I first reported this story.

Britney Kid Latest

On April 7, when Britney Spears and Kevin Federline realized that their baby, Sean Preston, had been sleeping more than usual, panic bells went off. Just six days earlier, the 7-month-old had taken a major fall from his high chair, a tumble that had his parents worried that he might have been critically injured. They had every right to fret. After rushing Sean to a nearby hospital, they discovered he had a minor skull fracture (sometimes called a "scalp fracture" in babies), and a blood clot. And the doctors weren't the only ones to take notice! The next day, the Department of Children and Family Services began looking into the incident. THE FALLOUT The Spears-Federline clan escaped disaster, but not their obligation to explain themselves to the authorities. On April 8, L.A. sheriff's deputies arrived at Britney's Malibu home to investigate a child-abuse claim against Britney and Kevin in relation to the head injury. Such an investigation isn't unusual. According to California law, whenever a baby is brought into the hospital with a serious injury, the Department of Children and Family Services is alerted.