Safety First

UCLA's big win over Oregon this week was marred by a scary incident involving a cheerleader. She fell, dragging the whole pyramid down, landed on her back and may have hit her head. Assistance came swiftly and she was carried off the court.



Only problem, the dude carrying her stepped on a bag or some kind of cloth item left carelessly by the court, and he slipped, causing her to fall for the second time.

Sophie did eventually return to the court and is doing fine.

Bill Walton's comment only makes it that much funnier.

I Hate the Eagles, But I Love the Eagles Cheerleaders

Two left over notes from the Eagles game I went to with Billy a couple weeks ago, and they both involve cheerleaders.

First, the very hot Casey, came into our suite during the second quarter to pose for pictures. As best I can tell, only the teenage son of one of the executives took her up on her offer. I wanted to, for no other reason than to be able to add the "stupid things I do because they'd make good blog posts" tag to this post, but I demurred because Bill had been worried about acting professionally among his co-workers.

Also, if you're a grown man and you take a picture with a cheerleader, there's no way to avoid looking creepy. And it seems like a self-admission that hugging up on her is the closest you'll ever get to a woman's vagina.

During halftime of the game Rachel Washburn was honored. She recently returned from her second tour of duty in Afghanistan where she served as an Army intelligence officer with a special ops combat unit.

David Nelson, Scoring On -- And Off -- The Field

The sweetest moement of the NFL season so far came when Buffalo Bills wide receiver caught a touchdown pass against the Dallas Cowboys and ran around the field to give the ball to his girlfriend, Kelsi Reisch, a smoking hot Cowboys cheerleader.



Nelson is from Texas and has been dating Reisch for 4 years. There are rules against the fraternization of cheerleaders and players, but they don't seem to apply to different teams. Those rules are a complete joke anyway because no gold-digging hottie would be deterred from fucking a player by the threat of losing her $50 a game job.

We hope Kelsi and Nelson are very happy together.

This is What You Get When You Ignore Rules Prohibiting Fraternization

Jacksonville Jaguars player Kassim Osgood was pistol whipped by an intruder, an ex-boyfriend of his current girlfriend, Mackenzie Putnal.
Osgood is 30, Putnal is 19, and a ROAR Jaguars cheerleader. Their relationship violates NFL rules against players and cheerleaders dating, but that's the least of their problems.
Osgood and Putnal were watching TV in her parents house. The ex, Julian (that's unfortunate) Bartletto barged in with a gun and said "I can't believe you're with this guy."


He pistol whipped them both and somehow in the struggle Osgood was able to get alone in a room. He barricaded the door with a chair then jumped out the window, onto the balcony and down to safety.
That left his girlfriend alone with the gunman. Somehow she was able to get a gun of her own. She shot at him, he shot at her, they both missed and somehow everyone came out unharmed.
Except for the dog, he got pistol-whipped too.
Except for their relationship, I can't imagine Putnal can feel safe in the arms of a guy fled the scene, leaving her behind to defend herself against an armed intruder.
Except for Bartletto who faces several charges including battery, burglarly and violating a restraining order.
And especially harmed in all this are the NFL rules. Although pretty much every NFL cheerleader would be willing to give up her low-paying job (roughly $50 a game) for the chance to fuck an NFL baller, maybe get pregnant, maybe get married.
Hey, it worked for Christy Cooley. This hot piece of ass got fired from the Redskinettes for fucking Chris Cooley, now she is the star of the NFL's ad campaign to market licensed apparel to women.

Story suggested by Billy

Patriots Fire Jew-Hating Sharpie-Loving Cheerleader

The Patriots kicked Caitlin Davis off the cheerleading squad after two photos of her appeared on Facebook. In the pictures Caitlin is drawing on the face and body of a pass-out friend. Mostly she drew penises and wrote the word penis on the guy's face. But the swastikas and the words "I'm Jewish" went a little too far.
Patriots owner Robert Kraft is a prominent Jew and active in the Anti-Defamation League.
I'm not all that upset about this, it's probably just a stupid prank, but Davis should have known better. She represents the Patriots and as a company they can't afford to offend part of their fan base like this over some stupid 18-year old slut.

Alysha Shouldn't Share the Spotlight

Because Patriots cheerleader Alysha Castonguay is too hot to share the spotlight, and because Maxim posted some sexy new pictures, and because she is slowly creeping into my top 10 hottest women alive, enjoy these new pictures.

At Least Something About the Patriots is Perfect

Almost everything about the New England Patriots season became a disappointment when they lost the Super Bowl, I say almost everything because they still have some hot cheerleaders. In anticipation of a Super Bowl victory that never came, a few of them did a photo shoot for Maxim.
One of the cheerleaders featured was Alysha who was the Poop's Cheerleader of the Week last season. She is also the object of SCZA's crush.
Alysha was joined in the photo shoot by Quinn and Lindsey.

Don't Know the Name But the Uh, Face? Rings a Bell

Although I've retired the Cheerleader of the Week for the playoffs in order to focus on the games, I couldn't help but notice this picture.
I've searched the Titans cheerleader page but I can't say for certain who is pictured here. But going by the only two distinguishing features we have here, could it be our old friend Tandra?






Tandra lists "my puppies" as her most prized possession. Which ones?

Then again, it could be Brooke.

Their Asses Got Them Kicked Out of Classes

Six high school cheerleaders from a Sacramento high school have been suspended for two days after performing what some say is an inappropriate routine at a football game.
At the end of the routine, the girls bent over and flipped up their skirts to reveal the letters "I-N-D-I-A-N-S" on their asses. But they weren't wearing thongs (which would have been awesome), they were wearing shorts.
They had gotten the dance approved, as is required, but not the ending.
The Vice Principal didn't like the routine, and kicked the girls off the field and gave them detention. The girls went into the stands and started cheering from there, which is when the VP suspended them for 2 days.

Slutty Coach Gets Slutty Student To Join Her in Topless Photo

High school can be an interesting place. Everyone wants to be liked, especially by members of the opposite sex. So maybe having recent graduates come back as 19-year-old coaches isn't the best idea.
A 19-year-old assistant football coach at Goshen High School in Ohio got fired for hosting a party at his house which was attended by current students. And of course, they were drinking alcohol.
But it's not just teenage guys who try to impress teenage girls with booze.
Teenage girls try to impress teenage guys with the best tools at their disposal, their tits.
A 19-year-old cheerleading coach took a picture of herself and her 15-year-old student and they were both topless. Of course, as always happens, the titty picture got passed around the whole school and the coach of course was fired.
The NSFW picture is here but please remember that because the girl on the right is 15, I think this technically qualifies as child porn.
A SFW work picture of the coach Victoria Schattauer is below.

Cheerleader Gets Destroyed by High School Football Team

It's not what you think. This video is safe for work.



A cheerleader at a high school in Auburn, Washington gets run over by the team on their way onto the field.

Chris Cooley To Marry Groupie

Redskins tight end Chris Cooley is engaged to be married to former Redskins cheerleader Christy Oglevee.
Oglevee got fired from the Redskins squad for fraternizing with Cooley. Also fired was Christy's friend who introduced Cooley to Christy, while the friend was dating Cooley. Big mistake, don't introduce your hot friend to your rich boyfriend. She will steal him. To this day a lot of the Redskins cheerleaders are still pissed at Cooley over the incident.
There's a lot of cool stuff about Cooley and the future Mrs. Cooley (who is only 21, 4 years young than Chris) in this Washington Post article.

For instance:
Cooley loves '80s hair bands, including Whitesnake, Slayer and Poison. He and Christy went to a Def Leppard concert.

Joe Gibbs yelled at Cooley for eating off the floor of the team plane. "Hey, the applesauce cup flipped over," Cooley explained. "I just ate it out of the cup off the floor like a dog. I didn't think it was that big a deal."

According to Chris, all the Oglevees know a good time. In honor of Christy's 21st birthday last year, Christy's father, Scott, and Cooley threw back 21 shots of Jim Beam bourbon. Apiece. "Oh, we were hurtin'," Cooley said.

Over the spring, Chris, Christy, Scott, her uncle Craig and aunt Shannon ended up at Vixens Gentlemen's Club in West Virginia for what turned out to be a family outing.

"Everyone knew who Chris was," Christy said. "The owner came out, they gave us VIP treatment and all of a sudden I look up and the strippers are dancing to 'Hail to the Redskins.' It was crazy."

Christy seems willing to do just about anything to keep her meal ticket, I mean man, happy, which is good for Cooley.

She appeared in Maxim in 2003 (before she got fired from the Redskinettes) and said her vanity license plate read SMOOT. I hope she never fraternized with Fred Smoot.







I wonder how Christy feels about her future husband's workout shorts.

Kindred Spirits

I was looking at Pizza Parlor Derek's post about the UCLA dance team and I decided to click on the link.
I was drawn to the picture of the lovely, large-breasted Chelsey.



Now I have read several hundred cheerleader profiles and their personal quotes usually range from the banal to the asinine. Never in a million years did I expect a cheerleader/dance team member to have my favorite quote of all time, a passage from Emerson about defining a successful life.

"Success
To laugh often and much,
To win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation of honest critics
and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty,
To find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better,
whether by a healthy child, a garden patch,
or a redeemed social condition;
To know even one life has breathed easier
Because you have lived.
That is to have succeeded."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Cheerleader of the Year

To the victor go the spoils...
Lauren of the Indianapolis Colts is our final Cheerleader of the season.
She likes Grey's Anatomy and spicy food and that's about all the website tells us.