Friday, August 17, 2007

Chris Cooley To Marry Groupie

Redskins tight end Chris Cooley is engaged to be married to former Redskins cheerleader Christy Oglevee.
Oglevee got fired from the Redskins squad for fraternizing with Cooley. Also fired was Christy's friend who introduced Cooley to Christy, while the friend was dating Cooley. Big mistake, don't introduce your hot friend to your rich boyfriend. She will steal him. To this day a lot of the Redskins cheerleaders are still pissed at Cooley over the incident.
There's a lot of cool stuff about Cooley and the future Mrs. Cooley (who is only 21, 4 years young than Chris) in this Washington Post article.

For instance:
Cooley loves '80s hair bands, including Whitesnake, Slayer and Poison. He and Christy went to a Def Leppard concert.

Joe Gibbs yelled at Cooley for eating off the floor of the team plane. "Hey, the applesauce cup flipped over," Cooley explained. "I just ate it out of the cup off the floor like a dog. I didn't think it was that big a deal."

According to Chris, all the Oglevees know a good time. In honor of Christy's 21st birthday last year, Christy's father, Scott, and Cooley threw back 21 shots of Jim Beam bourbon. Apiece. "Oh, we were hurtin'," Cooley said.

Over the spring, Chris, Christy, Scott, her uncle Craig and aunt Shannon ended up at Vixens Gentlemen's Club in West Virginia for what turned out to be a family outing.

"Everyone knew who Chris was," Christy said. "The owner came out, they gave us VIP treatment and all of a sudden I look up and the strippers are dancing to 'Hail to the Redskins.' It was crazy."

Christy seems willing to do just about anything to keep her meal ticket, I mean man, happy, which is good for Cooley.

She appeared in Maxim in 2003 (before she got fired from the Redskinettes) and said her vanity license plate read SMOOT. I hope she never fraternized with Fred Smoot.







I wonder how Christy feels about her future husband's workout shorts.

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