Busy Beavers

The Oregon State Beavers are your National Champions in baseball for the second straight year. Nice beaver, thank you I just had it stuffed.
The team struggled during the season, and according to their coach Pat Casey, people would have put the odds of them repeating at one in a million. "But it’s like the guy said in ‘Dumb and Dumber,’ that means we’ve got a chance.”
They didn't even need Mets first round draft pick Eddie Kunz (pronounced coons, not raccoons you idiot), their closer, in either of the game.